Anyone wanna come take control of my pump? you better not stop pumping till I pop if you do 🎈💨
Posts by StaphSilliest
Something came in the mail today
Sausage
This is cool and good but it will not help people understand right of way.
Happy 4/20 y'all, may your highs be good and your snack stashes plentiful...also stay hydrated cottonmouth is no fun :(
sun’s out, well, you know
You're supposed to get fat in your 30s, right?
#grommr #gainer #bigboy #malegainer #exjock #weightgain #chubbyguy #fatguy #fat #bigboy #chubby #plussize #musclechub #musclebear #bear #chub #feedee #feederism #gayfeedee #feedism #gluttony #hedonism
Not too far from the floor
Happy #tummytuesday y'all
B&T
Did I go to bed content with seeing my highest weight ever on my scale? No, I chugged a quart of heavy cream instead. Now I begrudgingly go to bed because all this fat gotta stick somewhere!
WAIT THATS SO SICK: also rip being back in the cage but the shirt goes so hard💀
Wait diva what’s the shirt?
Who likes fat Dad armpits?
Butt
Has anybody seen a butt around here
Academia's exhausting, so is the state of the world, but we persist
Oh no, my overhang’s getting lower and my ass is getting thicker 😫
Debilitatingly obese. 🐽
Surprisingly think I look good with a backwards ball cap 😜🧢
After 2 caniac combos @blubberhog.bsky.social was ready for bed 😈🐽 My hog can really put it away 🥵
when you can see your back rolls through your tank 🫢 plus mullet progress 👀
Had to shave the fur… 😔 hopefully it will grow again soon.
Myself standing naked behind my monstera, under a hanging beaded lamp.
Nothing better to do 😪
I have the exact same one! It feels so good to wear
*gets a harness/jock set to wear out*
*doesn’t go out*
🐶
I present to you “inclusive sizing” …. I guess they didn’t mean bear sizing 🤣
doorframe
Man sitting on a couch with a bowl resting on top of his belly
I was trying to think up a good tummy Tuesday photo idea when I suddenly realized where I had set my bowl. Sometimes the universe sends you signs, you know?
Shaved the fatpad to truly expose how much my nub has shrunken
I'm gettin banned for this one🫢😜