GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz (D) advised the next Democratic president to focus on passing universal healthcare, a policy measure that has been hotly debated within the party in recent years.
The people of Virginia have spoken.
While Trump and Republicans try to rig the midterm elections, voters are stopping them at every turn.
Tonight is a victory for the American people and our democracy.
Let’s keep fighting.
Kash Patel as Lego with big weird eyes and lots of beers
I know we’re not supposed to like the Iranian social media teen meme army seeing us for what we’ve told them we are on the Internet but I like to think this kind of thing is really just them reaching out and saying we don’t like this either and know you’ll appreciate the hilarity
He reminds me of something Richard Pryor said back in the ‘80s: “The reason weak men are afraid of women is because if women have half the money and all the p*ssy ….. THAT’S power .”
If you live in Virginia this is your LAST CHANCE TO VOTE YES.
Polls are open until 7pm tonight.
You can register same day.
Stay in line if you're there.
#VoteYesVirginia
It’s like a fucking soap opera. You can go away for a week and when you come back the lies and drama are still the same. Fuck trump. He jacked himself up real good and @secdef.govpeeps.us is too stupid to know a way out. Idiots.
Did American voters really think it was cute to vote for someone whose thing is to call people names? It’s something we’re taught at an early age not to do.
Minor in the scheme of things, but such a telling characteristic.
Many Republicans have calculated that fealty to the president is necessary for their political survival. Thomas Massie isn’t one of them.
1843 meets the Kentuckian standing his ground
Trump is reportedly being sidelined by his own military leaders amid escalating tensions with Iran.
As he renews war crime threats against Iranian civilian infrastructure and claims of a “deal” fall apart, Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz and says, as of now, they plan to skip any talks.
Abortion is life, affirming care.
A stray orange cat in Thailand moved into a bar. The owners got him a QR code so that customers can buy him food and cat treats.
“Because what we are dealing with here is what happens when The Hangover and Bachelor Party raw dog in the back of a conversion van at a Nickelback concert, have a baby, and then let that baby be raised by Roseanne Barr and Rob Schneider…”
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
😂😂😂
FWIW, the answer to this question is “no”
Another weekend of playing Deal or No Deal with our unhinged president.
The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.
“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”
Yes!!!!
Probably just had bad allergies. bsky.app/profile/ronf...
Peter Schiff: The most likely explanation for Trump's Truth Social lies about Iran on Friday, is market manipulation. If so, Trump insiders must have made billions. The next likely possibility is that Trump is either delusional, incompetent, or a combination of both. Either way it's not good.
My father survived a year with pancreatic cancer but it was a year of terrible suffering. This is very encouraging news.
www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...
I put out a montage of him a while ago sniffling in nearly every podcast interview he did for two years, but maybe that wasn’t the only thing he had going on.
Bad Timming. Firing our generals and then going to war. With a five-time draft dodger as the leader and an alcoholic Secretary of Defense.
"I wanna get in and get out after a couple of terms. ... I want to get to the point where we have a normal functioning democracy again ... where the Michael Ashers, Alex Boreses or the Jack Schlossbergs of the world can get elected, take my place, and get back to the ordinary stuff of legislating."
BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran.
These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East.
And they put Trump's ego before America.
Every damn time.
As soon as I watch Colbert's final episode, my subscription to Paramount will be canceled.
