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Posts by Gato Es Mi Novio

Conan the Barbarian, the Musical

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Add food to a movie

Conan the Epicurean

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a green monster with horns and a scarf around his neck is in the desert . ALT: a green monster with horns and a scarf around his neck is in the desert .

i don't know who gwar is but I have watched Star Trek so I believe this is gwar. I imagine he plays pan pipes

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I like being able to say nice things to people anonymously online

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I like this . it is subtle

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you may not be able to skate but you can skeet which frankly is better

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Your daily affirmation:
Don't worry if you haven't reached your full and terrifying final form yet. Fake your monstrosity until you make it.

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a close up of a person 's face with blue eyes and the words `` my precious '' written on it . ALT: a close up of a person 's face with blue eyes and the words `` my precious '' written on it .
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"No I don't know where Watership Down is."

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SimCat should be a game

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These monkeys are literally eating dirt to help digest human junk food Gibraltar’s macaques have been observed engaging in geophagy, the consumption of soil and clay, in an apparent attempt to quell their nausea from eating fatty and salty foods offered by tourists

Gibraltar’s macaques have been observed engaging in geophagy, the consumption of soil and clay, in an apparent attempt to quell their nausea from eating fatty and salty foods offered by tourists

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Sure, looks cute but remember that these warriors defeated the Mongol invasion

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Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

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mostly just a really long lead up to a Sir this is a Wendy's punchline tbh

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Person: It’s safe for me to drink from this can with a label that clearly says it’s for monsters

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The bottom wombat is your post and the top wombat is me appreciating your post

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"The classic game of sweet revenge"

Blue (Jason Statham), Red (Josh Hartnett), Green (i'unno) and Yellow (Jason Statham Jr) are a team of elite commandos with awesome commando hats

"In English" raves Statham World

"The classic game of sweet revenge" Blue (Jason Statham), Red (Josh Hartnett), Green (i'unno) and Yellow (Jason Statham Jr) are a team of elite commandos with awesome commando hats "In English" raves Statham World

Sorry! (2026)

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peliCAN! Inspiring

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"I love looking for genuine Amish furniture!"

Amish Family Whose House I've Entered: "Sir, please leave"

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Organic Fertilizer Manufacturer: Look guys, I'm just trying to make a living here

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Your impulse engines so to speak

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Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Star Wars: Earlier preventative maintenance on farm equipment would have solved most of these problems

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A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”

A tweet from Pope Leo XIV that reads: “When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.”

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

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Cover for The Many by Sylvain Neuvel

Cover for The Many by Sylvain Neuvel

If the world doesn't end in the next 48 hours, I will have a new book out. Yes, I'll be glad the world doesn't end for other reasons, but also the book. There's still time to pre-order! (And then there'll be time to order without the pre-.) neuvel.net/books/the-ma...

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yes

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Object permanence is just a conspiracy by Big Objects

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Aragorn wielding Anduril!

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had no idea Ridley Scott directed MM episodes

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"The spice must flow"

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