Guy who thinks pasteurized milk will kill you but crumbl cookies are probably fine

ta-daaaa

what yall know about Cake Scraps

you can't say you're going "don draper mode" without being open to a wide variety of interpretation from innocent to very sinister, so i think we should collectively agree it means leaving work early to go to a movie

my mom asked me if my partner and i were exclusive and i tried to dodge the question and she went “are you guys… what’s the word… emt?”

lot of people saying the vibe here is “resistance lib” or “tenderqueer” but imo it’s more “guy who followed you from hotgirls4bernie”

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okay fine i’m here now and it’s my birthday please clap

Oh my god that’s a deep cut. Might’ve been long enough i can recycle that one on twitter too

Kid i went to elementary school with signed up for the talent show every year and would wheel a griddle on stage and prepare a single cheese omelet with this expression on his face the entire time

ok hi i am going to actually start posting here maybe. But the posts will still just be my tweets probably

the joke isn’t irony though it’s a standard setup and punchline where nazis are the butt of the joke. getting it only requires knowing the (very common) term “first person shooter”, not knowing who sridhar is

DRAKE: (rapping) whats up girl / (singing) sorry i mean they ~

YAYYYY welcome

fuck now who am i supposed to give my first code to when i get it (welcome in😎)

got scared for a sec cause i always think ass when i hear “post hole” and was like wait when did i do that lmaoo. glad i can have this honor tho

fucking the skeet man for skeets

gorgeous omg

leigh has entered the building

everyone who got on bluesky before me is a bourgeois elite reclining in a bathtub full of opals and everyone who got on bluesky after me has chuck mcgill phone allergy disorder

yesss and it feels like in general people are less embarrassed to interact with nsfw stuff on here? possibly the lack of a likes tab lol but whatever it is i’m optimistic

what the hell by avril lavigne is one of this century’s most important feminist works

tysm i agree

god damn😍

Nice Butt🫡

gm!!!

back at uuu

oh my god yes please

incredible wow i’m barely an A 🙈