"Accept Trump Award" These people genuinely do not know how to operate other than bootlicking.

I think the fact that even Elon can't afford daycare should signal that the government needs to help working parents.

So, if the concept of hell is punishment for things you've done wrong, then constantly regretting and reliving them means we're literally putting ourselves through hell?

Right? Like, I didn't need Satan when I've got me, y'all. LOL

No one is more desperate than a dog who hasn't yet seen one dropped popcorn kernel.

#DaredevilBornAgain

My senator. 🥰

It's disturbing to me that major news organizations continue to treat this administration like it's BAU. "Fact-checking Trump's latest... blah blah blah"

Anyone wanting to call themselves a news organization shouldn't mince words: "President AGAIN lies through his teeth..."

Microsoft: This'll only take 4 minutes to update.

Me by the time it's done:

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Finally discovered a benefit of the open floor plan at work! I no longer care about people having loud cell phone conversations on buses! Way to go, #immersiontherapy!!!

For the two closest Anytime Fitnesses, one has a bunch of campers and the other has a chronic over-cologning problem. Kind of a toss-up at the moment, but I'm leaning toward the Axe.

#eyedrops

Twitchy doggo.

#corgisofbluesky #fuzzinsthearfer #princessfuzzbutt

RIP to the man and the hair.

Credit to Bluesky, 90% of the time, the pornbot accounts are deleted before I even have the chance to check the follow notification.

Bigfoot may believe in corgis but corgis don't believe in them. 😢

#corgisofbluesky

Misinformation cuts both ways.

My goal for 2025 involves more time spent interacting face to face with my community and less time on Facebook. Nailed it just under the wire!

#factcheckingmatters

Happy New Year!

I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.

I want to give credit to the guy who just came into the men's room, utilized the urinal, and walked right out. I prefer it to dudes who make a show of getting their hands wet then drying them as if no one noticed the lack of soap. Thanks for not wasting water and paper towel, filthy guy!

I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.

Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'

Every once in a while (read: multiple times/day) my work computer runs so slowly that it reminds me of downloading music in the 90s, and rather than hurling the laptop out the window, I've chosen to revel in the nostalgia. #selfcare

Right? If for no reason other than giving clearance to someone 47 would otherwise like to throw in a gulag.

It's so windy -- How windy is it? -- It's so windy, the snow has been blown off the lake.

Happy Holidays from corporate deco land!