BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

A sad thing about Weird Twitter is many of our gimmicks involved tweeting like early bots, a concept made both quaint and extinct by modern LLMs.

I love and support Bill unconditionally 💕

Fun(?) feature of me: I still have not finished this game. This is a problem I have, where I drop a game I enjoy somewhere in the middle/end, just because.

Yes I'm being evaluated for ADHD soon why do you ask

Been off social media for months because I really just don't like it. The horrors persist, but so do I (offline)

Katamari fans are eating like KINGS today 🎉

Another server shift with the Olive Garden family. Hiding in the bathroom because I showed my coworker a Fate/stay Night: Unlimited Bread Sticks meme and now he won’t stop lore dumping at my tables

Still not much better. What a weird limitation for CCs???

“Yet I still couldn’t keep you alive, target practice.” would probably be how I’d handle that. DPS entitlement is a tale as old as time and they can’t stand being at fault.

They what 😒

Maplestory and ROSE Online had all these. Those days were a lot of fun 😌

Made myself gag thinking "If I made homemade pizza Lunchables right now but have no pepperoni, what could I use as a substitute?" when my brain helpfully suggested "smoked salmon"

I got these badass Salmon Run stickers a while back and I love them SO much but have nowhere to stick them 🥲

What do you put stickers on?

This... could have used another round of revisions

Bruh, the bot problem is so bad on the other site that I haven't even made any new posts in a week but I'm still getting 1 or 2 follows/day. People are supposed to want to hang out there??? 😵‍💫

Achievement unlocked: someone accused me of using AI to respond to them today.

I wish laypeople didn’t think it sounds like smart people when it actually outputs verbose, meandering nonsense that doesn’t sound like ANYONE.

So close to being done with P3R aaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

Right? It’s much better! It’s a vibe my older computer science friends lamented over drinks as an era that was and would likely never be again, yet here we are!

After about a week here, I gotta say, this kinda feels like bird app did in the beginning. The first 5 to 6 years were like this. It's nice to be on a social media platform that doesn't encourage ragebait to keep engagement.

Large longhaired Siamese-colored cat laying belly up on carpet, front paws curled, back feet out, staring with wide pupils directly at camera.

Everyone seems to like cats here, so: time to share my best boy Popcorn.

It's been weird without social media at all though, because I deactivated ALL my accounts. Because of that though, I missed a lot of the current events stuff that's been happening as I've effectively been off the grid.

Also, it's nice that I can be a bit more unfiltered on here. I'd been on 🐳 since mid-'07, so I've seen pretty much everything. It became really unfun after around 2016, but everything was there, so it was hard to leave.

They need the fail whale as their mascot again now more than ever.

Anyway, I had my 🐳 deactivated for almost 2 months because it's terrible. But I've kept it, and will keep it, because I followed So Many Artists and didn't wanna lose that.

I've been lurking here for a few days, and now that I'm done looking at every house cat in America: seriously, f the 🐳 site, hi. ✨