"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson

Can I get $120 for groceries, I still don’t have my new debit card

V*nmo @ verafiedbabe

reskeeting my best shitposts in a yearly retrospective

A photo of a palm covered with tiny scattered blue shark sprinkles. There are several estradiol pills in the mix.

These little shark sprinkles I found at the store are so cute!

hottie with a body but the body is shoddy

Frot with tension

High on life but this drug is a downer

A photo of myself, a woman with dirty blond bangs and red aviators.

Pictured: a girl, gorgeous and always correct.

Lost my testicles in the culture war

Reskeet if the love of the halflings leaf has slowed your mind

Wondering if gandalf still smoked that hobbit kush once he became the White.

Reincarnation is probably like the ultimate tolerance break

Do you think Astartes explore each other's bodies between battles?

The cover of "Help! I'm trapped in a Supermodel's Body!" by Todd Strasser. The cover shows a blonde model in a red dress walking a runway from behind, with the title forming a thought bubble by her head. Two teen boys are watching in the audience, one giving a thumbs-up, the other is wolf whistling.

The cover of "Help! I'm trapped in obedience school!" by Todd Strasser. The cover centers a golden retreiver at a school desk, with the title forming a thought bubble over his head.

The cover of "Help! I'm trapped in my sister's body" by Todd Strasser. The cover centers a girl in a plaid skirt and white sweater from behind looking into a vanity and touching her face. The reflection in the vanity is a teen boy with a shocked expression. Another teen boy stands to the side, pointing and laughing. The title forms a thought bubble over the reflection's head.

The cover of "Help! I'm trapped in my gym teacher's body" by Todd Strasser. The cover centers a muscle-clad man from behind in a grey tank top, flexing. A gym class of teens stand around with impressed expressions. The title forms a thought bubble over the man's head.

Just putting some feelers out there- how many fetishes do you think this book series personally spawned in the brains of 90's kids?

Laying on a concrete floor can be oddly comforting, I dunno if it has more to do with my joints or if the cold, unforgiving nature of the floor reminds me of my mother

My toxic trait is that I can't be convinced there isn't a sweet spot on a torture rack that feels amazing

Remember to share your cannabis, kids. It's called we'd, not I'd.

A photo of a shelf full of knick-knacks. In the center, a cow in a robe and hair rollers is next to her girlfriend, a unicorn. Hellboy, several wizards, and a dragon are all very supportive.

Went thrifting the other day.

They're girlfriends.

The 2024 TFR Reader’s Choice Awards Over 200 authors, critics, editors, and diehard readers came together to vote on their favorite literature by transfemme authors of 2024.

Over the last month, 206 authors, critics, editors, and diehard readers came together to vote on the best transfeminine literature of 2024. This is the inaugural TFR Reader’s Choice Awards! 🥳

Saint Celestine painted with the rainbow flag and Inquisitor Greyfax painted with the lesbian pride color scheme.

After the solo pic from yesterday, here is Inquisitor Greyfax with her Saint of a girlfriend!

#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #lesbianpride #lgbtpride

At the risk of giving the arguments of The Worst People in the Room even a modicum of attention: if you read any of the Horus Heresy books & come out the other side believing the Emperor when he says fucking anything about anything, I do not know what to tell you.

Inquisitor Greyfax in lesbian pride color

I painted Inquisitor Greyfax, Celestine girlfriend, in lesbian pride color, because of course!

#warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #lesbianpride

So rent is coming up soon again and I have to pass the hat around. I don’t need as much this month as I did the last two months so hopefully can avoid a last minute panic.

If y’all wanna to help out an impoverished trans girl just trying her best, paypal / interac are

sincerelynataliereed at gm**l

thank you for saying so 💜

might fuck around and vanish from the internet completely idk

Cities of Sigmar Cogfort on the left and parasite engine on the right

Waiting for the days of Age of Sigmar Cogforts and Skaven Parasite Engines.

elves and orks and hobbitses oh my!

Oh wow! A crimmus mircle!