alcohol is so funny like you're telling me a fcuking yeast made this grain into poison and it feels awesome to drink it?

Anita Seyhole

you (person fireing a gun) mewling fascist footstools (person holding a shield, deflecting the gunshot) your oomf who has a thing for boots and bootstuff (stricken by the ricochet)

may I refer you to the diagram

was thinking about this the other day

Fine, I'm hosting my own northernlion cruise. With blackjack and hookers

chesticles

red hot silly peckers

a free taste from the patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/154880...

jumpscared by my own thirst trap in my camera roll

hold on. Hirohiro Araki and Gergg Araki are different guys

67 and 69 are skinny bitches because neither of them ate

Now in exciting gift-link form!

new worker at the dicksucking factory: why do we suck the dicks
seasoned worker: (laughing) wHy dO wE sUcK tHe dIcKs

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses.

It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them.
Yes. This exists. 😹

Lol! Just kidding about all that. Check the date today - did I fool you?! Lol

Tom Hanks Son ChetGPT

Your*

image of an older white guy flipping off the camera. text over him says YES I WOULD LIKE ONE BEER PLEASE APRIL FOOLS YOU FUCKIN IDIOT I WIOULD LIKE TWO BEERS PLEASE

a real baby never speaks ill of grown ups

share this. spread the word

i be watching porn with my dick out

laid up in caseohs crib bouncing quarters off his big belly. where did his shirt go? why does his house smell like warm milk? doesn't matter. He laughs when I get stuck trying to fish a stray coin out from under the couch, and suddenly the world makes sense.

drunkenly interrupting a lesbian couple making out at a bar: hey (gestures to one of them) are you gonna finish that?

guys that don't eat pussy piss me the fuck off. starving kids in 3rd world countries would have loved to have that pussy for dinner

Show: Pokémon Advanced
Language: English
Country: United States

anyone ever felt like giving up

Chris brown (from the pokemon company international, NOT the one that put hands on rihanna) [I hope.]

aw cmon man I thought we weren't platforming him anymore

shaving my entire body before watching the pokemon presentation... just in case

pioneers trekking across the american frontier

how it feels to post the first reaction on a discord message