hahah! Yeah, I guess they have Taskrabbit for the incubus community.

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

So THAT'S who the face is from all my nightmares since childhood!

A photorealistic mask of Clara Peller, the woman who shouted "Where's the Beef?" in old Wendy's commercials. The mask features her wavy grey hair and a string of pearls. The eyes are cut out, giving an incredibly unsettling appearance

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

Karl the Fog Nature Journaling meetup: Ocean Beach, April 19, 2026.

I spent Sunday afternoon out at Ocean Beach with some nature journaling buddies. Everybody loves mole crabs!

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

NYT if Mamdani had money: What KIND of GRAFT is this SEWER SOCIALIST hiding
NYT when Mamdani doesn't have money: This pathetic FAILSON shows that the apple DOES fall far from the tree

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

Every day a different billionaire says the most horrific movie villain thing you've ever heard but this guy and a grandpa from Vermont are the scary ones because they want to tax them

PSA: BEWARE OF AI RECRUITER SCAMS. This week I started getting recruiter spam to a years-long unused email. Each contact had a Gmail address and a carefully constructed pitch generated from my recent specific LinkedIn profile details. Don't retrain them by challenging. Ignore.

Not sure why everyone is complaining, the site is working fine for Bluesky Premium subscribers

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

you really have to look out for baseball players these days. they’re everywhere. a few minutes ago i turned on a baseball game and there were like 12 of those fuckin’ guys

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

"Complex carbohydrate" what's that a french fry with feelings

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors

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Hey y'all, I was recently hit by layoffs at Respawn/EA:

I'm a veteran #LevelDesigner with 17+yrs of exp in the AAA space (MP + SP, 3rd person + FPS).

I'm seeking a Principal Level Design or Lead LD/Design Manager role (I've worked in both IC + management) if y'all are hiring/know connections!

A starfield filled with thousands of stars and shining clouds of dust. The Milky Way\u2019s elegant spiral structure is dominated by just two arms wrapping off the ends of a central bar of stars. Spanning more than 100,000 light-years, Earth is located along one of the galaxy\u2019s spiral arms, about halfway from the center. Credit: NASA

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

but that's statistically impossible! *pulls rolling whiteboard into room* see--

"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k"

we can't do this for another 3 years

check yo self before you dox yo self

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

Oh us? Haha, we’re just, uh, the genocide country. No, the bigger one.

Today I’m sharing a few black cat sketches.

I really like the bold, decisive brushwork in this group.
The lines are looser and more direct.
Black cats already carry a strong presence, and drawing them this way feels especially satisfying.
#shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #cat #sketch #sketchdaily

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

One of the very best from Clickhole

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

home owner tip: if you've got a project simply name the contractors after what they do

American gladiators TV show assault game shows a shoulder mounted air-powered Nerf style rocket launcher being fired towards a tennis ball launcher up on a stage. the environment is made out of boxy squares where tape is used to create a wireframe like effect.

game design prototypes are all like