gavin newsom's politics are closer to margaret thatcher's than to the average dem voter’s

smh calm down im sure we have a cure for it

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

a really rancid central thesis of House is "drug addicts are incapable of love"

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you just won the game

flowers for algernon? why would you give a rat flowers?

retro meme

literally

hey i remember this guy

now i can finally play the game

hire fans

patriots are in control

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

parker are you a racist

idk your level of programming know how, but automatetheboringstuff.com is a good beginner's resource for this kind of thing

remember when like the only thing anyone cared about was the guy who landed that plane on water

does that make him tim infowars

also @jtp.bsky.social

what do i have to offer you to get an email address on that domain, ben

Yes.

FINALLY WE WILL PORK ACROSS AMERICA AGAIN!!!

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