And to think the first cabinet members fired were Barbie Bondi and Puppy Killer…the 47 Clown Car is fueled with incompetence.

Brought to you by the “Party of Waterboarding”

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

Oh SHIT…I knew he was incompetent, but damn!

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Tim Miller fact-checks the viral Steve Bannon urination video YouTube video by The Bulwark

@timmiller.bsky.social has outstanding message…listen to the full clip.

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He just a Vice-CLOWN 🤡 to the Chief Orange Clown.

Murphy guarding a dandelion…or maybe he heard a Who?

Tennis analyst once said he feared seeing an opponent from Spain or South America with a hyphenated name…

Only way for them to fill it up on college campus…FREE BEER 🍺

Russian Oil Revenues Nearly Doubled in March

Someday we are going to find out what kompromat Putin has on Trump.

Trump has NEVER “crossed swords” with Putin - always subservient.

Having Trump in the White House is Putin’s wet dream.

Russian Oil Revenues Nearly Doubled in March www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/w...

Trump Attacks the Pope, Thinks He’s Jesus & Bashes Springsteen in His Most Bananas Posting Spree Yet YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

Just another monologue where Kimmel’s writers struggle for material 🤯

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Murphy Hears a Who…😂

Trump’s Erratic Behavior and Extreme Comments Revive Mental Health Debate

Just another normal news day at the NYT where an article like this is NOT THE LEAD, top of the web page, above the fold, etc. 🤬

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/u...

No parachute 🪂…he needs to experience some political gravity.

You and Eddie G together…great segment 👍

You are correct sir!

a man in a red shirt is talking to another man and says `` was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor '' ALT: a man in a red shirt is talking to another man and says `` was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor ''

Gonna explain that “double secret blockade?” Channel your inner Dean Wormer…

Blutarsky would have been a much better POTUS than 45/47.

My wife tells me what comes before the “but” is negated by what is said after 😉.

“Diners, Drive-Ins, one Dickhead and two Rapists?”

Makes me want a Guinness

JD gave him the kiss of death…

Spread it around like butter.

Double blockade…its cancels itself out, so therefore it’s back to zero. Which means it’s open?

Well, I tried some kind of MAGA logic - almost broke my brain. The life they all lead as “pretzels” following their orange-god-king.

And these people think they are always the smartest person in the room…makes me think of a quote attributed to Mark Twain:

“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”

It’s a DOUBLE BLOCKADE happening…like being on “double secret probation.”

If only we could have Blutarsky as POTUS. 😂

So I hear “Dick Just Tiny - DJT” is blockading the Strait of Hormuz…so we got a DOUBLE BLOCKADE happening?!?

Sort of like Delta Tau Chi being on “double secret probation” from Dean Wormer? Makes more sense than a double blockade.

And IMO, Blutarsky would have been a much better president.

Dipshit DJT could have had a VERY successful 47 term if he had just stayed at MAL and played golf 2x a day and done NOTHING.

Now he will go down in history as the WORST PRESIDENT EVER…and the worst TWICE FFS.