Our heroes hearts are full of weight
The lands of Calimshan await
Towering minarets & the scents of spice
But what evils lurk within are far from nice
The Sands of Doom continues
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Posts by Mal Hazel
And today was a massive #dnd level up triumph!
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Strutter the Bard & Flame of the Desert, our Sorcerer hitting Level 5, with Durin the dwarf War Cleric reaching Level 4 & picking up the Mage Slayer Feat, boosting his Strength to 18 💪🏻
And so, Calimshan awaits!!!
#ttrpg
Deeper than darkness, hidden within the tomb
Our heroes find a stone sarcophagus hidden within the gloom
Durin cries “STRUTTER, NO! Don’t open it!!”
Too late, he’s not listening. What a stupid t!t… 🙄
The Sands of Doom continues
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This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance.
The High Priest wiped the blood from his bruised jaw..
“Orcus shall feast upon your souls” he hissed
“Well laddie, I’ll tell ye I disnae believe in goats!” barked Durin raising his warhammer
“That’s a little bit bloomin’ cheeky Mr Dwarf” quipped Strutter ❤️
The Sands of Doom continues
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When our dwarf cleric, Durin Flintforge, picked up a +1 Mace in our #dnd campaign, there was a ‘meh’ feeling
However as a War Cleric he gets several Bonus Attacks which come back on a Short Rest, so he has been ‘baptising’ the unpure & discovering that skeletons are vulnerable to Bludgeoning damage
Bandwagon jumped on ✅
TRPG about me
First game: D&D Basic In Search of the Unknown
Last Game: D&D 5.5 The Sands of Doom
Longest Game: D&D 5e The Rise of Tiamat
Favorite Game: TSR Marvel Superheroes
Favorite Mechanics: Middle Earth Roleplay Game (ICE) Critical Hit tables
Favorite Art: Larry Elmore
“So, if I create a glowing humanoid & the smell of sulphur & brimstone, Durin makes a big booming voice & Flame creates an illusionary fire, we can trick these Cultists into thinking that Orcus has risen, they flee in terror & we nab the Eye of Basirah & get back to the ship!”
#dnd
#famouslastwords
Game time…
Our Sands of Doom campaign continues to grow in momentum at every session
I think today is going to be particularly brutal but rewarding
#dnd #ttrpg ☠️🎲🎲🎲☠️
Evading the worshippers of Orcus, a Demon Lord most foul
Our heroes lost in a temple, but are safe for now
Wondering what dangers & threats lie between them & escape
As Strutter decides he needs more sequins for his cape
The Sands of Doom continues
#dnd #ttrpg ☠️🎲🎲☠️
🎼 “Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
Sometimes she put the two together, To see if they would do anything…”🎼
“STRUTTER! Now is NOT the time for Bardic Inspiration!”
Incorrect colour (for once) 😂
“The almighty Will of Orcus shall be made”
The unholy ritual carries cries of the worshiping depraved
Disguised in robes of this unsanctified gathering
Our heroes ask “Who let the dragon in?”
The Sands of Doom continues
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I know…. NOW!!! 😂😂
They have just become my favourite best dice! (I was keeping them as a gift but that’s not happening now…)
They glow????
Really???
Today I was this years old when I discovered that I had the coolest Roll Gothica dice!! 🎲
“Probably” a sex offender….
I say…. What were they thinking? 🤔
The Sands of Doom Kickstarter was put together by the YoofTuber Mr Rheeexxx (I think that’s enough x’s)
And was delivered just before Christmas, and who doesn’t love a Mummified Demon & undead horde filled tomb??
Strutter is a Satyr, & College of Glamour Bard which is…
#🌟🌟Fabulous🌟🌟
And for those of you that need education as to the difference between a satyr and a faun, please see illustration 😁
New campaign, Sir!
Started at the start of the year
Sands of Doom (Kickstarter) with some OSR content & some new D&D 5.5 (or 2024?) thrown in
Sir Turnip is fine and well, living in blissful harmony with his wife, Daphalin & the 9 kids
(For now 😈))
I lack the talent to produce my character art, so I commission amazingly talented artists like @d20monkey.bsky.social @laurenwalshart.bsky.social & @kanizo.bsky.social to do the heavy lifting for me 😁
But my current Bard Dikytis “Strutter” Twinklehoofs definitely has a green & purple theme going on
Rolling a Natural 1 on your Deception d20 check 🙄
Cultist “Who are you?”
Strutter - “We’re new here. Sorry, terribly rude of me — allow myself to introduce myself. I’m Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife, Oprah.”
Flame of the Desert 🤦🏻♀️
Durin Flintforge 🤬
The Sands of Doom continues
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“The Will of Orcus shall be done!”
The cultists chant in dreaded unison
Strutter plays a tune to cheer & inspire
As our heroes feel that the situation is dire
Danger & death with ghastly fingers beckon
As Durin prepares his Spiritual Weapon
The Sands of Doom continues
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Deeper into the Temple of Orcus our heroes stagger under unholy green light
Encountering cultist fanatics & undead creatures of the night
Donning robes to disguise themselves, to uncover the unspoken truth
With Durin’s faith & Strutter’s charm, as this mystery they sleuth
TSoD continues
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