Little bastards drew blood through the jeans

Several kittens climbing up my pant legs

Even more kittens climbing up my pants to my shirt

I can no longer enter the kitten room without getting Shadow the Colossused

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Once you play Sonic Unleashed it will ruin YouTube video essays for you as you'll always be distracted when you notice them using its music in the background

Only one way to find out

You don't get breaks

How Americans deal with being sad

#VSky #VTuber

Finally! Someone who gets it!

Mods! Uncircumcise and then recircumcise him

They are perfect, give them kisses and scritches from me please

They're not using AI themselves, they're just getting flooded with people trying to contribute AI slop code, so should still be kosher

*boots up Godot*

Why must everything I love be taken from me by dipshit tech bros? Is nothing sacred anymore?

I don't like ranch 🫤

I ain't got that kind of income, and the little shit refuses to get a job

Just got approved for a mortgage, I'm going to buy a bungalow for my cat

4/20, time to Blaze it!

The world's cutest kitten sitting regally on a lap

Forget this vtuber bullshit, this account is dedicated to my special boy Frost from now on.

I think I have the most photogenic kitten in the world

I think I have the most photogenic kitten in the world

I maaaaaay have fallen asleep waiting for the meds to kick in... My bad. I'll see y'all tomorrow for what's probably going to be a short stream before I get to check out another house

Lloyd Tavner looking grumpy and feverish in bed

I hate to do this but I'm going to have to delay stream until my headache goes away. I'll give y'all heads up if and when I'm feeling better and getting ready

Actual footage of me dying to the laundry worm for the 4th time

If your attention span is to the point you gotta pull your phone out for a piss you got bigger problems

You should get more into gambling

It was not a great day, I got my ass beat

Screen shot from Look Outside of the player character telling a rat baby thing a story, the text box reads "You tell Chat a story. It doesn't appear to understand anything you say, but seems to at least like the sound of your voice,"

I named my rat child Chat and it turned out to be a very, very fitting name

No one sees my posts, so no one will know how badly I wish to make sweet, gentle love with an Aboleth

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