Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Patreons! April's update is EARLY!
Project updates, trip updates, some audio about getting #spanked with #leather gloves... and if you want even more sadism there's also a picture of my VERY bruised legs after an altercation with a pile of stones (the stones won).
www.patreon.com/posts/legs-l...
Patreons! NEW #AudioPorn for you today courtesy of the gorgeous @tabithaerotica.bsky.social!
I love when she takes a difficult thing and weaves erotica from it. This one's a #fisting story spun from #ocd
www.patreon.com/posts/counti...
What an absolutely gorgeous picture!
If you're on @girlonthenet.bsky.social's Patreon - you can listen right now to The Counting House - an audioporn story inspired by having OCD and fisting :D it's a belter :D
thank you for hosting Ms Net :D x x x
www.patreon.com/posts/counti...
That's me that is 😍🤩🤩🤩 listen to my audio on @girlonthenet.bsky.social and my place in bio 😁😻🔥💦
Oooooh wowza 😁😊😊 *blush* thank you so much what a compliment
And unngh yeah Tabs is exceptionally sexy. Has some v hot Scottish dude voices readi her audiobooks too 😉
😭😭😭
Fancy a horny Sunday morning? Check out the amazing #AudioPorn that's gone live over the last few weeks from @spenpritchard.bsky.social, @gdwsundial.bsky.social, @jaimieserotica.bsky.social, NymphoStimToy, @tabithaerotica.bsky.social and yours truly.
www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/
Can I just say - today's audio, 'Gang bang with a twist (round 1)' written and read by Girl on the Net Herself - is fucking worth the annual Patreon subscription alone! HONESTLY, I am sitting here post listen, headphones dangling, thinking I should really go buy a ciggie or something, wtf
A compromise we can all get behind surely
Wonderful deep dive from @girlonthenet.bsky.social into the total and complete exploration of a lover's body
And OMG THAT ILLUSTRATION 😭💖🔥💕❤️💗
@stuartcb.bsky.social
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/body-sw...
I, too, own this fella and they brighten each day.
'“I’ve got an idea,” I said, bending again while keeping eye contact and backing my arse to where my mouth had just been.'
Patreons! Brand NEW #AudioPorn for you courtesy of the fabulous @tabithaerotica.bsky.social!
"You want me to drag your knickers off right here and spank you, splayed open for all the world to see."
Kickass #spanking #AudioPorn from the archives by @tabithaerotica.bsky.social
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spankin...
So lovely to work with you too! And for bringing the heat 🔥💗
I was so thrilled to write for Frolicme. An absolute high-point of my erotica-writing adventure so far. Please read it!
Jxx
"As I force my head down, throat opening, he roughly pushes two thick digits into my sopping cunt, forcing my knickers aside, or even inside I can’t tell."
Get stuck right in to this fuckawesome NEW #AudioPorn by @tabithaerotica.bsky.social!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-put-t...
it is actually really filthy - and only part one! So you can prepare yourself for the sequel too... ease you in nicely - get you all lubed up :D
#audio #purefilth #erotica
Post-sex, a naked couple snuggle together on the bed - there are smears of blood on the bedsheets and on her chest from where she's bled during sex
Humans are just weird bags of flesh and rocks and liquid and self-doubt. Helping someone feel comfortable in your bedroom is more important than how you have sex.
NEW blog: blood on the bedsheets, and banishing shame.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/blood-b...
Fabulous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social
I'd love you to read this story I wrote for FrolicMe - especially if you're in a long term relationship #love #valentines
#writer #shortstory #romance
www.frolicme.com/stories/soul...
Read this beautiful Frolicme erotic story debut from @jaimieserotica.bsky.social 🔥❤️😍
www.frolicme.com/stories/redh...
Well,since it's just us playing...
here's my favourite ever
There once was a woman from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
A man in a punt
stuck an oar up her nose
and said, you can't swim here it's dangerous
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save further trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming, he went
Well,since it's just us playing...
here's my favourite ever
There once was a woman from Bude,
Who went for a swim in the lake,
A man in a punt
stuck an oar up her nose
and said, you can't swim here it's dangerous
😂 ooofftttt
ok, is it filthy, bawdy, funny appalling or just appalling? I'm robust for filth and naughtiness 😜
