Well since I have CLASS, I lurch over it and imagine im Spiderman watching over new York city

Im really not a fan of how youre sitting on the toilet. Why yo whole ass dunked in?

Im stupider and dumber than you can ever expect. Never estimate me.

How the heck do you find people in a DIY scene like that. Asking since im moving to a slightly populous city this fall loo

Optimus Prime behaving as based as ever.

Being in a mosh pit looks so scary! Im scared an elbow will hit me in the face or tit. Im also like 110lb so it won't take much for someone to grab me and snap me like a glow stick.

Ah yes, the classic game of "did he clock me, or is he staring at my tits?"

Honestly, quite the surprising wasp. It even got me.

Ain't no WAY they named a trans superhero "snowflake" 😭

Peak pricing from peak devs :)

I do :(

More factorio, huh? (Its an addiction. I need help)

Ive finally reached this milestone in my car. Sadly, as per the rules, I cannot drive it anymore. Im typing this as im walking down the interstate, wish me luck.

If I did this, id just have cold hands AND tits 😩

I read that article too! And my cat, when she does meow, gives me the cutest, softest mews ever.

Glad my cat only has homophobia 🥰

Ok but if soft spot, why crunchy?

Based SOAD album

Dueing covid, I had set my discord status set to "how many more once in a lifetime events do I gotta go through to get my free ice cream?"

Ive yet to find a single reason to change it since, as its still relevant 😩

I used to go to work with my Nana as a kid sometimes. I'd bring this huge, SpongeBob cd case full of games. So many of her co worker's computers had Sid Meiers Pirates installed on it lmao.

Ok the brick is unironically one of my favorite weapons. Its not only considered a sniper, but I've had a few bricks be so goated that I one shot everything besides bosses.

Sometimes, the worst part in waking up for work is seeing the sour face of my cat when I turn on the light. Im sorry baby, momma needs to work so you can have more fish :(

Boy I love how much of an embarrassment my country is. Sure am feeling like my country is so great now 🫠

Oh girl I feel this. Im almost in my 30s, and living in the DEEP Bible belt American south. Im looking to move either super up north in the US to where im safe, or immigrating to Canada.

God forbid a girl wanna exist 😭

Real

Gotta censor them carpet grippers, respect.

Sadly I got a job that forces me into a set sleep schedule. I miss staying up till 3am with my frens

Blahaj and estrogen spotted. Trans cat arc time.

Oh my gosh, waffles birthday us tomorrow! Time to get her some fish c:<

I'm glad I'm straight. I do love me some punk/emo guys.