"This mass shooting is brought to you by SquareSpace."

Nobody asked me, but I think many forms of reality TV - My 600 Pound Life, Little People Making Babies, Hoarders, etc., are creepy and exploitative.

They probably rot yer brain.

Disagree? Come and get some!

(Break for weight loss med commercial)

someone accused me of gatekeeping jury duty because i said this lmao

Visiting a friend in a hospital. First time back since my wife died of cancer, 16 months ago. Guess who has developed an anxiety problem in hospitals?
God dammit.

Vance Says the Pope Should Be More Careful When Talking About Theology

Free article about JD, who is definitely going to hell.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

Listening to a dude at work talk about how much better it is to drive a car fueled by diesel and how emasculating it is to drive an EV. Truly, men are broken.

Oops.

a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face .

Politician who sells bibles on the side complains about Pope being too political
(for talking about peace and love)

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

no one should feel economic sympathy for someone who has a second home worth $5 million or more

Drones. Robo dogs with flamethrowers.

Well okay, but that won’t happen until Nov. And there aren’t enough seats up for grabs to give Prog Dems the ability to push through an impeachment, let alone the 25th - which has to be initiated by Trump’s Cabinet. Do you think his Cabinet is gonna try to oust him if he’s still sorta alive?

What the Internet is for (also porn).

Me asking a question about Swalwell on Pfeiffer’s podcast “Poller Coaster.”
I’m famous, Baby!

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More Walter, ya dope.

You have to work on self-promotion more, bub.

Great post where dude literally mentions my name more than once! Also some valuable insight on AI or whatever.

I mean, okay.

But it’s easier to impeach and remove a President than to 25th Amendment his ass.

Sorry guys. Gestures are important, I guess.

“It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political” is one of the most amazing sentences ever uttered by a politician. Elite stuff. Arguably the most wrong a person could be, including rejecting basic arithmetic.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry for you and I’m sorry for him, and I hope you find an answer that he didn’t.

I was gonna mansplain that it wasn’t the nomadic lifestyle, but then I realized I had no fucking idea.

So I’ll just stick with “I’m sorry and I hope for you.”

I do. Well sorry.

*giggle-snort.

Do I follow you already? If not, I do now!

This thing is a mess! IMHO government employees should take better care of their vehicles. We the people are gonna end up paying to repaint that capsule, you know!

“We have to get rid of this guy as soon as possible. Look at what he did with this war. Now he wants to go into business with the ayatollahs after threatening to basically nuke the country. This guy shouldn’t be in charge of a fucking ice cream stand”

Happy First Anniversary, @dragonsnacksgames.bsky.social

Thanks for hiring me!

www.dragonsnacksgames.com/dragon-diary

This is the first anniversary of @dragonsnacksgames.bsky.social the company foolish enough to hire me.
With 8 employees, we’ve accomplished a ton, including a playable pre-alpha with 16-player persistent shared worlds, played by over 100 external testers www.dragonsnacksgames.com/dragon-diary

Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe & @IR....4h 8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.? Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt Mark Twain

More of Iranian trolling

Well, it’s not gonna happen, so what’s next?