Those too! Just give me cybernetic eyes already

How is it that, with all our modern science and medicine, there isn't a better solution to cat hair in the eye than "blink more until it's gone? Yes it is gonna hurt"

My voice is mostly healed, going to try for a short stream sometime this weekend

Screenshot form the Harley Quinn animated show, depicting the Joker demanding to know where the electric car he put a GODDAMN DOWN PAYMENT ON is from Bruce Wayne. HE DIDN'T EVEN PLAN TO STEAL IT HE JUST WANTED TO BUY IT!?

Skill issue Joker. Mine's in the parking lot

My EV is rapidly approaching my location...

Streaming Party Project with Momo and Freesha!

Minnesota Twins player #30, James Outman

Hideo Kojima introducing a baseball player in a video game

Grace Ashcroft from Resident Evil Requiem rendered with NVIDIA's DLSS 5.0 """upscaler""" with the text 'We are fucking under attack!' super imposed in the top left, and a button which reads 'Play Free' in the lower right.

Leon Slime Kennedy

Chris Girl Dad Redfield wants to show you his adopted mold daughter

#REBHFun  #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvilRequiem #GraceAshcroft #LeonKennedy #ChrisRedfield #RoseWinters

If you need anything or just want to chill lmk, hope it's back up soon

I realize that to people outside the PNW this is just an interesting news item, but if you're in the PNW, where tracking orca pods is a local religion, this is basically like being visited by alien gods

What a crazy week it's been

This is acceptable 🔥

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Death Stranding (2019)

#DeathStranding #Kojima

Even Grace is trying to peek at Leon

I'm reminded how, despite *everything*, we are living in a semblance of the future.

I sliced my thumb open accidentally while cutting vegetables. In living memory, that sort of oopsie would be fatal, but to me it is a mild inconvenience in my computer spaceman programmer job..

pombon the pokemon

missile ghost trick

I GUESS IM PICKING A FIRE STARTER FOR ONCE

I swear if you so much as THINK about raising those front paws off the ground when you evolve it's over

Unfortunately I haven't been banned on twitch for the dumpscares... but there's still time LMAO

In case you missed it, my valentine's day card to @sir-necro.bsky.social during our Dead Rising 2 stream. Happy valentine's day, clusband 🫶

HOLY SHIT THATS ME!! Looks so good thank you Momo

Rosalina's packing! Respect. Truly she's Luigi's daughter

Trying to dead but the scuff is rising, with Necro

Nobody takes pinky promises more seriously than the yakuza

Aren't zombies great?? Quarantine Zone: The Last Check is out on Steam and we're reporting for duty!
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