13 days off the beer.

Was aiming for 14, but the
Local Pub invited me to a Relegation party.

Up the fucking Gun

Another successful collaboration between Club & Supporters. It’s amazing what we can achieve when we work together.

Many people made a contribution, proud to have been a part of this again.

On to the next one

Another successful collaboration between Club & Supporters. It’s amazing what we can achieve when we work together.

Many people made a contribution, proud to have been a part of this again.

On to the next one

HISTORY IN OUR SIGHTS

HISTORY IN OUR SIGHTS

Another huge home game awaits on Wednesday night : if you are lucky enough to have a ticket, please be in your seats for 7.45pm to enjoy the pre match display - another full height TIFO, produced in collaboration between Club & Supporters

The Club have been listening to the supporters on this subject all season, and there have been regular meetings between a group of fans to focus on such fixtures :

A CL QF was classed as ‘Category A’, so we have something special to show on Wednesday night.

Don’t be late!

I am well aware that we are all at a low after the weekend’s results, but please spare me any complaints about ‘we shouldn’t be doing this’ or suggesting we cancel.

This is exactly the kind of event that so many were demanding following the PSG FUBAR last year.

Another huge home game awaits on Wednesday night : if you are lucky enough to have a ticket, please be in your seats for 7.45pm to enjoy the pre match display - another full height TIFO, produced in collaboration between Club & Supporters

Therapy

Husband likes a sexual act I don't much care for. As a compromise we agreed to do said act only when Arsenal win a match, thinking this would not be overly frequent. Bastard Gunners won't stop winning this season.

Yes this is an oft discussed subject : basically there is the rule that you mention, which Sporting and others regularly break, and decide to just accept the fine etc - Arsenal’s official view is that they will not break this, as they instead choose to bend a few other UEFA rules instead

No rest for the best

Give them hell. Howl for every decision, pressure the ref, make home advantage count

Put your phone down and get yourself involved. No ‘Tourist fan’ bullshit today

When the lights are at their brightest, YOU have to show up

Up the Fucking Gun

VAMOS!

You heard the man:

BRING

YOUR

FUCKING

DINNER

Let’s get it crackin

The atmosphere at a 12.30 KO is often underwhelming

We cannot allow this to happen vs Bournemouth. Early bird trains, planes & automobiles needed, get everyone in and bubbling

Please get to your seats for 12.25, in time for ‘The Angel’, and give it the full beans

Dream every Dream

Dream every dream

There are various banners in our end, and a new crowd surfer to go across the lower tier.

Cheers

My voice at work : ‘The statistics show that we need to focus on synergising backwards overflow’

My brain at work ‘STRANGE HOW THIS FEELING GROWS MORE AND MORE, COZ WE’VE NEVER HAD A PLAYER FROM ECUADOR’

Raya, 100%

Mmm, very ‘bantery’ tho, rule 3 looms large over that one

RULES FOR COMPILING YOUR OWN LIST 2/2

4. Added emotion in the Stadium at the time adds a weighting of +25% ( both pro AFC & Anti opposition)

5. A player can only appear once in the list

6. None of the above rules apply if it was an NLD fixture

RULES FOR COMPILING YOUR OWN LIST 1/2

1. No fixtures played before January, they don’t have the gravitas of later season games

2. No first half goals, it’s all about that late drama

3. Nothing that’s been lost in the fog of the Banter years, so spare me Özil or Giroud comments

Babe wake up : new ‘Best Emirates Moments 2026’ top ten list just dropped

1. Rice (FK2)
2. Nelson
3. Dowman
4. Welbeck
5. Arshavin
6. Henry (LEEDS FAC)
7. Fabregas
8. Torreira
9. Raya (PORTO PENS)
10.Rosicky

Pub split for Wembley :

‘96% of goals in football history have been scored from inside the box :

Read my article on why Arsenal are disrespecting the game by scoring from more than 18 yards’

Dad’s in a good mood AND he bought us some chips from Five Guys 😋

My Red & White brothers & sisters, please make I ask that same favour as before.

After a tremendous home atmosphere on Saturday, we must rest up and be ready to go again Tuesday night.

The big games just keep on coming.

My Red & White brothers & sisters, please make I ask that same favour as before.

After a tremendous home atmosphere on Saturday, we must rest up and be ready to go again Tuesday night.

The big games just keep on coming.