Hold me closer tiny Satan

Weirder than "White Heat?"

Bat Waiter?

a field of blank white, nothing to see here

nothing's working on bluesky so fuck it i'm just gonna post some nudes:

The strange return of Chris Gaines

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

1990s Namor cover by a young Jae Lee(!!). Roided up, long-haired Namor grimaces (his face in shadows) like he is in extreme pain, and if you judge by how tiny his waist is and how tight his bikini bottom is, he probably is. But the most noteworthy thing about this cover is the large news of his, um, area. I mean, it looks like he has a squash shoved into his Speedo. His package is so prominent that it should be on the UPS logo. His junk is so big it should be sailing into Hong Kong harbor. Etc. Anyway, it's an appalling piece of cover art but extremely 90s and Lee eventually got good.

Fry: What if the secret ingredient is... people!?

Leela: There's already a soda like that: Soylent Cola.

Fry: Oh. How is it?

Leela: It varies from person to person.

you've been hit by
you've been struck by
the Smooth Hawley Act

No good, but plenty of bad

Sara Jane, a b&w tuxedo cat, lies in her basket and stares regally into the middle distance

Squeaky, also a b&w tuxie but different, sits on the carpet next to a rug and affects a look of world weary circumspection

happy caturday from my two beauties

you've heard of red batman but what about red nightwing

going commando while traveling like schwarzeneggar

Fire on the moon. How'd it get there?

Avatar: The Last Coke Bender

it's not great but it's better than being a prawn

Fuzzy Yarn?

horse tongue?

thought this was the Lone Gunmen for a second

has anybody ever made a confession on a dance floor? no. for one thing it's too loud to hear it.

at the age of 37 she realized she'd never ride through paris in a sports car with the warm wind in her hair

always knew he wasn't really a dog

"Yes, sir, the police department doesn't actually do anything, we just have the Flash do it for us. No, sir, I don't know what you're paying taxes for. Yes, it sure seems like a waste of money, sir."

video of you holding up a bottle of pepto bismol and shouting I HAVE THE POWER in the near future

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

somebody tried to steal all the hamberders again

"...Mr. President."

man of steel, digestive system of kleenex