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Hugh Beaumont Experience - Money Means So Much To Me [Fort Worth, TX USA, Punk] (1981)
Hugh Beaumont Experience - Money Means So Much To Me [Fort Worth, TX USA, Punk] (1981)

Hugh Beaumont Experience - Money Means So Much To Me [Fort Worth, TX USA, Punk] (1981)
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the people that use claude are so fucking obnoxious

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Europe has really launched ahead of the United States in “bathroom stall that goes all the way to the floor” technology

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I love Paris

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Mary Watches Everything
Mary Watches Everything YouTube video by Luka Bloom - Topic
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Woke 2 poster with Virginia state senator L Louise Lucas

Woke 2 poster with Virginia state senator L Louise Lucas

I don't know 🙃

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Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

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people getting mad at diana russini like john clayton wasnt suckin and fuckin his way thru every nfl locker room in the 90s, double standard much!

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Social media and group chats have microwaved the brains of the ruling and media class. They set that shit to POPCORN and let it go until it smelled like burning.

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Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

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AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

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It’s good to assert dominance over uncs to keep them under control

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Manju the ginger and white cat louchely lounging  on a hardwood floor

Manju the ginger and white cat louchely lounging on a hardwood floor

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two men with curly hair are standing next to each other and one of them is saying buuuuuu-ddy Alt: two men with curly hair are standing next to each other and one of them is saying buuuuuu-ddy
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Before you click on another substack article, consider reading a short story instead.

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can’t deny that logic

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Hey Newsom sucks.

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Lmao correct

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Furthermore: nieces, nephews, and niblings who call their aunts, uncles, and aunt/uncles by their first names are psychopaths

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I also love that my nieces call me “Ungok” because the oldest one couldn’t pronounce “uncle.” One is in her 20s and the other is 16, but they still call me “Ungok”. It makes my heart swell each time.

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Being called “Uncle” when I’m visiting family on Oahu is the best feeling. Everyone under the age of 20 calls you Uncle. It’s the way it should be everywhere.

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This tree in London looks full of leaves but is actually covered in parakeets.

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If you kill your wife, you don't get to be a husband anymore Some lessons from the media coverage of Dr. Cerina Fairfax and Vice Mayor Nancy Metayer's murders.

My latest.

I’ve been watching the media coverage of the murders of Dr. Cerina Fairfax and Vice Mayor Nancy Metayer.

One way media can fight back against male violence:

If you kill your wife, you don’t get to be called a “husband” any more.

You’re her killer.

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New York City Ballet Inc - Nonprofit Explorer - ProPublica Since 2013, the IRS has released data culled from millions of nonprofit tax filings. Use this database to find organizations and see details like their executive compensation, revenue and expenses, as...

Every ballet dancer of every age should make a million dollars a year lol but none of them do!

Ballet company executives, however

3 days ago 26 5 1 0

I'm so serious lol this lumpenproletarian self enlightened living among the one percent and really living how they view and treat us

Because of how powerful the performing arts are! Nothing to do with overwhelming levels of Material Conditions being on display! It's just the art, that moved me!

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‘Cheers, Timmy!’ Royal Ballet and Opera head thanks Chalamet for ‘fantastic’ boost to sales Actor Timothée Chalamet was credited by RBO’s chief exec with inadvertently boosting ticket sales through his high-profile critique of the art forms

I think Big Ballet paid Kris Jenner, who supports anything that gives little girls eating disorders, to get her daughter's boyfriend to say mean things about ballet, for that sweet sweet backlash boost

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Dave Mathews in a keffiyeh holding up signs that say STOP THE GENOCIDE and STOP KILLING CHILDREN at a concert

Dave Mathews in a keffiyeh holding up signs that say STOP THE GENOCIDE and STOP KILLING CHILDREN at a concert

This is not a knock on DMB but if you had told me twenty years ago that Dave Mathews would be this outspoken on an issue that Radiohead completely shat the bed on, well... I would've been surprised!

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🎶 and I’m proud to be an American / cuz at least I know I’m— OH SHIT

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