UGH I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP GETTIN ON ME ABOUT THE WHOLE MURDER THING. ITS ALWAYS "OUUGH MX DON'T DO THIS THAT'S MEEEEAN!!!" YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT??? THATS THE WHOLE REASON I FUCK PEOPLE UP IN THE FIRST PLACE! ITS AWFUL AND HILARIOUS!! THAT'S THE APPEAL!!!! MAYBE YOU NEED TO JUST GROW A PAIR!

SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH.

HI 'CORO!! 👋👋👋

HI OOMFIE :)

@redcrewmatereal.bsky.social GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!

YEAH THERE'S GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT OF THAT, ISN'T THERE?

I DON'T THINK BLUESKY'S THE BEST OPTION FOR MARKETING BUT YOU DO YOU, PAL.

DO I KNOW YOU?

HEY IF YOU'RE GONNA RUB IT IN MY FACE, I CAN DO THE SAME.

YEAH THAT AGED WELL, DIDN'T IT?

[ Mario's Madness V2 OST - Demise (Instrumental) ]

THANKFULLY THAT WAS A DECOY WHICH WILL THEN PROMPTLY EXPLODE IN THE NEXT 0.4 SECONDS.

YOU LITERALLY JUST CALLED ME A SLUR AGAIN.

CAN YOU GUYS STOP FOLLOWING THIS GUY? HE CALLED ME A SLUR IN VC. :(

FIVE.

*MAKES YOU EXPLODE IN MY MIND POWERS*

AGREED.

@redcrewmatereal.bsky.social WE NEED TO SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES, WE HAVE AN ENEMY.

NO.

THE ONLY IDEA I HAVE IS TO JUST IMMEDIATELY ELIMINATE ANY NEW BLUESKY PARODIES.

WE SHOULD GATEKEEP.

CAN YOU REALLY ESCAPE FROM ANYONE?

This is my son prabbo the brabbo say hi prabbo

COOL TWEET.

HELP ME OVERTHROW RED CREWMATE IN FOLLOWERS, I WANNA BE THE OFFICIAL BLUESKY PARODY TITAN.

HI XENOPHANES!! :D

WHAT ARE YOUR PARODY BLUESKY OPINIONS THAT HAVE YOU LIKE THIS?

I'll give this a week, tops.