No!

I just had to know if it was real. Of course it was real???? Like bitch come on

Then, because I'm an idiot who can't help herself, I poked at it with my shoe making the toad move a bit and it freaked me out so bad I screamed lmao what the fuck is wrong with me

I just walked past a giant toad just hanging out by the entrance to our neighborhood park. Zoe was very interested in it but when it didn't even blink at her or me being so close, I convinced myself it was just a very lifelike toy.

Sorry was I loud?
In my own house?
That I bought with the songs I wrote?
About my own life?

I am now back in bed lmao but!! Baby steps!!

i want it to be known that i

1) got out of bed and stayed out of bed for 6 hours
2) applied to four jobs
3) went to get new dog food for zo
4) changed the USB C port on my laptop
5) sent another Big Scary Email

He's gonna adopt that damn baby isn't he?

(2/2)
And Drama — is never dead —

Cautious — We jar each other —
And either — open the eyes —
Lest the Phantasm — prove the Mistake —
And the livid Surprise

Cool us to Shafts of Granite —
With just an Age — and Name —
And perhaps a phrase in Egyptian —
It's prudenter — to dream —

(1/2)
We dream — it is good we are dreaming

We dream — it is good we are dreaming —
It would hurt us — were we awake —
But since it is playing — kill us,
And we are playing — shriek —

What harm? Men die — externally —
It is a truth — of Blood —
But we — are dying in Drama —

I just started listening to Persepolis Rising and WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A 30 YEAR TIME JUMP????????

Enough AI

TZP FERRARI LIVES

taylor wearing ferrari, he did this for you @ebelila.writes.lol

Maybe this should be my new routine☀️☀️☀️

I've been watching so many interviews from the The Pitt cast the past couple of days and it would honestly ruin me if it came out that Noah Wyle is a piece of shit. Truly would upset me so much. Parasocial af but the man seems so sweet.

lol

I almost always complain about nick's styling at events/appearances but ngl this outfit highkey slaps

This is gold

Thing is she only sleeps with ONE. The other one is just there. I have three pillows and one of those pregnancy pillows jshdjdkdkekskjd

quote from Oscar Piastri: "I'd be quite happy if people asked me less, about everything."

he's so real for that

Don't forget you can combine RWRAU with other challenges and events ( #mermay we see you 🧜‍♀️🧜)

idk why its so fucking hard to just do it straight away ?? i mean adhd and crippling anxiety and a bunch of other issues BUT STILL

i just wanna brag for a sec bcs i finally sent some really important emails about Important Adult Stuff that i've been putting off for almost two weeks now lmao

my gf has two pillows in her bed and they're tiny and i have never judged anyone as hard as i judged her that day lmao i need at least three to sleep comfortably

YOU CAN DO IT BABE

A: “Does she own that one?”

H: “Yes.”

A: “And that one?”

H: “Yes, Alex.”

A: “So your grandmother just *owns* all the swans?!”

#rwrb #firstprince

I can't wait to read more of hers!!!! Loved everything so far.

me every day:

I'M SEEING NOAH KAHAN IN NOVEMBER BABYYYYY