Captain: Evasive pattern delta-4!
Me: *does a barrel roll and hopes he guessed right*

#StarTrek

Sometime when I hear someone on Star Trek say "Communications are down" I want to just suggest to the Federation that they need to use string-and-can communications because it'd work better #StarTrek

I think the US education system would benefit from Quark teaching numbers, profit margins, and economics #StarTrek

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Elon Musk doesn't have the lobes for business.

2025 so far has made me realize Thanos may have been onto something #MCU

I honestly wouldn't blame California if it just succeeded.

My father was a WW2 Vet (I'm adopted). Thinking of making the shooting of Nazis a family tradition.

Yo. There has to be someone out there in the fediverse who can hook me up with a girl scout for online ordering. I need those thin mints.

Bro I ordered Burger King mozerella sticks and they came WITHOUT marinara sauce! 😭😭😭

Dear my emotional support Canadian:

My dogs want to come visit for 4 years.

Look, i'mma be real. Benjamin Sisko is a hunk of man flesh, but Benjamin Sisko with his beard is MMHMMMM👌#StarTrek

Okay that's enough internet for the day unless I want to just start seeing red.

I literally just re-watched the episode of DS9 where Moogie is introduced last night so I screamed a little when you like my post :)

People always ask "Where's Waldo?" and never "How's Waldo?"

Shower Thought: so if Ferengi women can't aquire profit, couldn't they instead aquire revenue? #StarTrek

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@mooogie.bsky.social liked my post!

Sigh. We tried to warn them.

Last night, I came to the conclusion that the next 4 years might be understandable if I look at the US through the lense of Ferengi society #StarTrek

Mmm...cheese cake

I just googled Stilleto rain boots and, honestly, I'm kind of disappointed in women's fashion now.

Squirrel!!!

Me: I'm going to be super productive at work to OH IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!?!

Sometimes, I open the comments of obvious thirst trap posts just to see how stupid other men are with their comments.

And boy howdy I am never disappointed.

I'm old enough to remember TV shows having 24 episodes in a season.

Enterprise seasons 1-4:

1&2: good
3: meh
4: Jfc what were you thinking

I don't get the hate for Star Wars: Outlaws. It's not a perfect game but it's entertaining. Whats the deal here?

While we're talking about getting rid of the H1B, let's also get rid of the 1099 employee and make the W2 standard.

Screw corporations being able to exploit labor.

I have no idea why but I have a craving for ramen noodles tossed in a cheese sauce tonight.

No, Experian. I am not going to open another credit card account because my credit score is good. Stop with your predatory bullshit.