i have limited programming experience but i bet i could stop a ddos attack. as soon as some weird traffic came in from somewhere i'd just shut it down. if they kept doing it i'd send them a virus email that put the words BACK OFF or BEWARE or something in huge letters on their computer screen
books also contain representations that perform functions similar to human feelings
thats what WORDS FUCKING ARE ALREADY
just recorded an episode of chapo in which i guaranteed a mariners win tonight. it doesn't come out until tomorrow, meaning they will definitely win so as not to embarrass me
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working on stuff
if bsky moderation cant effectively handle Jesse Singal it is obviously doomed to the same trajectory as twitter.
incredibly funny to try and make this argument this week
my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
Hey, I'm alive again here. Twitter only continues to worsen. I'm not yet quitting it entirely—a lot of people that I like haven't left yet—but I will be about as active here as on Twitter going forward.
Take care :D
oh my god I DO remember you! how's it going lmfao
good thing I log on here once a month
bruh
true and real
heyo
"mom" in gothic lettering and/or a sexually posed mermaid riding upon an anchor with her hair obscuring her breasts
in all seriousness I have no suggestions lmaooo
This, to me, is the appeal of the lyrics of early Swans, Brainbombs, or the prose of The Consumer--they genuinely discomfort and upset me. They'll stick with me far longer that way.
fair
hey come on leave them out of this 😭
Yeah, it was pretty fucking epic lmaooo. Good way to go out, if nothing else.
Yeah it was kinda wild. I remember having some minor qualms with how you went about the post but (a) that was awhile ago so I don't remember, (b) you got sussed, & (c) my old account got sussed as well.
I do appreciate, though, that you took the time to talk to me about it. Genuinely respect you.
yep. I remember that, I was there. glad to see you're still around
FINALLY FREEEEEEE (thanks @elliegabalus.bsky.social )