It is a wonder man can eat at all. When things are big that should be small.

Can I weld a much smaller fork to the fork lift fork and try to feed @retconcat.bsky.social spaghetti?

Can I drive your forklift? I'm certified

Illustration of a California newt in a pond full of plants and bubbles. Text says “i’d rather have a pond full of newts…”

Doodle of a gross ai data center spewing out pollution. Text says “… Than an ai data center”

Fellow San Jose/South Bay residents, ai data centers are coming for us, but we still have a chance to stop them!

Ilovesanjose.org has a petition and a prewritten email to send to the city council. Let’s stop them before they build anything.

i dident like , spicy air

I was trying to be cute about it. But like. You’re not wrong.

I don’t know why but I have so many candid pics of @retconcat.bsky.social but I do. He’s just so pretty that I sneak a pic or two wherever we are.

coyote snickers looks from behind the dumpsters

coyote snickers looks from behind the dumpsters

snickers coyote looks perches onto a dumpster lid

Snickers coyote looks fully poses all sultry onto a dumpster lid. A sentence I didn't think I'd need to type ever.

⚠️ WARNING⚠️
🔺🔺 COYOTE ACTIVITY SPOTTED IN THE SLIGHTLY FURRY TAPROOM ALLEY WASTE BINS 🔺🔺

🔺🔺 = @snickersjaguar.bsky.social

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Put your special undies on and you can pee wherever you want

Are you wearing your special undies?

A pooltoy sits in a bouncy castle

i think i never posted this one

(FA repost)

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Me in Pluribus, grabbing a 12-year-old, force-feeding him 20 tabs of acid and yelling: "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU" for 3 days straight until everyone dies.

Sauna Day. The heat keeps rising!
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“We now support SDI level B with a $4000/input software unlock”

*crowd goes nuts*

I found a local pharmacy that my doctor vetted and recommended. The sketchy websites scare me

Your balls will smell great after

When you’re bullying me, this is who you’re being mean to.

I’ve had good luck on the compounded stuff but it’s super hit or miss based on which pharmacy you go to. I also just never went higher than the lowest dose since it was working for me. So I get 2-4 months out of each “month” ends up being pretty cheap overall

It’s ok. You can still post it

You reply to emails and can deliver a suit within a month of its deadline.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

I accept pets :3

My head is somehow getting fatter every year it seems :c

you're right, but still. It's like a carpet

I went back and looked at some weight loss before and after pics and I’m somehow significantly more hairy now. Like. Twice and thick body hair. wtf????

Welcome back everyone to another episode of the Lockpicking Lawyer, and in today's episode, a viewer appears to have chained me to a radiator in their basement. Well that's no problem, with a little bit technique, we'll be out in no time.