"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

overfull hbox

pwa, ta!

oh its a bottomless pit? oh okay

almost signed off my email wrong

happy 20th bday

I was playing Age of Empires IV for the last hour or so so I appreciate the friend in the group chat who broke the news with “orbman is kil.” I may have not responded immediately, but I did cheer while I led the Ottoman Empire to victory.

Many a people I know

why the hell do I have foət

My annoying friend saw a sign that said HOMESICK and panicked that it said HOMESTUCK

The fandom is tiiiiiiiired

idk I think if you hear a rounded schwa i think it's just bc French or sth

no dont ask me why i heard that today

schwa is schwa, strut is [ʏ]
Heard today, this is the sex d[ʏ]ngeon

Dutch people strut is just ʏ

I came out to my mom and she just commented on how I should be careful w injecting and how I am a disappointment for coring my vial once

The king rag worm. The body is twisted and coiled and the skin is rainbow sheen green and pinks.

The worm rearing up showing the face and parapods (legs) which are tinged pink.

The long & limbed King Rag, or Alitta virens. Isn't he beautiful?

But they have two large pincer teeth that can deliver a severe bite.

#InsertAnInvert2024

📸 Both Alexander Semenov

nope, me voice training for a fem voice!

help

Me: “Look, I know the stereotype about white people not being able to handle spice but I’m actually perfectly fine with it and enjoy it.”

[wiggly spicy ramen noodle flicks hot spicy soup water directly into my eye]

Me: “OW, FUCK.”

'h-index' is short for 'himbo-index'

Thoughts on passing a cornershop:

The point of capitalism is to not be the one holding the overstock of Rick and Morty* bongs when the music stops.

*(insert adult cartoon two shows behind the current thing your anime tattoo artst older brother is telling you to watch)

my dads opinions after his easter trip here at nl:
- aspergesoep is great
- pannenkoeken are great
- beer is great
- leiden is better than amsterdam
- there could/should be more sun
- windy
- dapp is overrated

things i know about vanuatu:
- grey market estrogens
- huge diversity in austronesian languages
- john frum

Drip too hard

Deutsche Bahn

holy shit

Jan de Groen

k scheld altijd met tering om John Green te honoreren