|| Slep-
Rest-

"Yeah... so fortunate for you... Look, real shit babe? No hard feelings on my end. My problems have always been with Lucifer, not you, not Lilith... just know I'm not going to martyr myself again anytime soon."

"That was who I was... I'm far from who I used to be Eve. Call it perspective, call it being a coward even if you'd like... But dying once was enough for me."

I don't have a favorite child.

If you heard otherwise, it was VoxNews propaganda.

"Just because I'm down here now doesn't mean I'm taking up arms against heaven, Eve... When I got down here I fucked around a bit and did some stupid shit... Cain talked some sense into me, not gonna spit in the kids face by going back on my word... did that enough while I was alive..."

This is why Cain is my favorite kid...

If anyone tells him I said that-
Straight to purgatory,

Do not pass pride.

Do not collect 200 souls.

Straight to purgatory

"Hey cmon thats not fair, of course I loved the kid! But you try spending eternity with the kid who reminds you of what you lost. Then get back to me on why I despise the kids god damn attitude!"

Well shit, that got deep rather quickly.

"Yeah... I think you're giving me a bit too much credit, but... thanks, I appreciate the thought."

"Yeah, well... what can I say, Kid was too much like his mother... never fucking listened."

Well that was a bit cruel.

"And you babied the fucking kid, it's no wonder Cain got pissed off."

*Dies*

"Huh... That's uh- surprisingly meaningful... never really thought about it like that."

Did I stutter?

"Better... he's doing better. Kids been through alot, even after our... less than stellar parenting."

The first man let out a gentle sigh.

"Can't say all that much, kids business, not mine, y'know?"

"Gotta admit, all that tech always throws me for a loop... I remember when we could barely build homes from trees... fuck it's weird thinking about how old I am."

"So... You've met Cain down here I take it..?"

He's trying to change the subject. It hadn't been so long that he couldn't tell he'd upset her in some manner.

"I'm uh... I'm actually living with him now... technically anyways I'm living out in the barn..."

"Fuck if someone tries to tear these bad boys out they'll be in for quite the surprise, believe it or not they're sharper than they look."

"And you're preaching about that to me, Why? Need I remind you that I told you not to fucking do it...

If anything I should be saying I told you so..."

He was speaking very confidently, but it was a mask to hide how he really felt about it.

"Oh shit- That's pretty fucking metal- Beats these tattered old things."

Adam said while spreading his decrepit looking wings.

a cartoon of a woman with black hair making a funny face ALT: a cartoon of a woman with black hair making a funny face

|| Me trying to resist every urge to tame Adam's personality when he's talking with his Ex wives.

~his stolen trophy?"

"Honestly..? I thought I'd end up in purgatory... I have no clue how I ended up here. Although I guess I technically never died before ascension. .. so, in a sense... I guess this is my afterlife. It's kind of bullshit but... don't have much of a choice... So what's your story? Lucifer get sick of~

Oh yeah? What is it? Carrier pigeon?

[He said with a gentle laugh.]

❝ Daddy's been gone a while,
But that don't mean nothing's changed.~ ❞

[ ❤️ and 🔁? ]

Oh yeah, cause seeing you just makes me feel all tingly inside...

You give me the creeps more than Lucifer.

Just keep me in the loop, alright? I know how easy it is to get blind sided down here... and you've had my back since I've gotten here... your word means alot.

FUCK HELP!

SOMEONE?!?

ANYONE?!?

Will do... the boys done everything he could to make me feel welcome, I'd be a right piece of shit if I didn't give him a heads up.