He lived...poorly

The Thing with Two Fish Heads

with Dr. Demento at his retirement party in Long Beach yesterday

stay golden, pony bitch

ATTENTION MERRY FRANKSTERS! Due to Spotify technical difficulties, the current #FFAA episode is currently unavailable. We swear it had NOTHING to do with the ghost of Totie Fields stamping about in Spotify HQ!

Stay tuned for a repost...AND of course for an ALL-NEW #FFAA tomorrow!

looking good sir

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Fuckface Newt Gingrich and a young Greg

This photo popped up in my memories the other day. I got a job managing a Brentano’s Bookstore right out of AZ State (hold your applause).This was my first big signing. And, believe it or not, Newt (who was then SOTH) was the biggest motherfucker I’d ever met. It being Scottsdale, the line was huge.

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Fuckface Newt Gingrich and a young Greg

This photo popped up in my memories the other day. I got a job managing a Brentano’s Bookstore right out of AZ State (hold your applause).This was my first big signing. And, believe it or not, Newt (who was then SOTH) was the biggest motherfucker I’d ever met. It being Scottsdale, the line was huge.

Fuck everything. Hate it here

Rod Serling drawn by me

I’m in

Jimmy rules

Given that @jimmypardo.com has been making Never Not Funny for 20 years, talks fast, and regularly puts out 2-hour+ episodes, I think he might have the highest word count in podcast history?
This is a lovely talk with a side of him you might not have heard before. Great guy.

Love it

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

Repost & reply to enter.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

Oh man! Congratulations

If you love American music, this is monumental. The clarity on this discovered test pressing reveals Johnson's genius to an even greater degree than the '61 re-release of his 29 songs. You can hear the stabbing slide and delicate fingering on every string. Amazing.

the dynamic duo 😊 (what a smile)

#moon #venus #orbs #thenight

"Right Back to It" - Waxahatchee ft. MJ Lenderman (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Waxahatchee, “Right Back To It”, live on “Colbert” a while back. So great as always. Can’t wait to see her again tonight at The Beacon. youtube.com/watch?v=DDTw...

The Bar-Kays "Holy Ghost" YouTube video by LikeCarbon

Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends.

in a world of lauren bezoses, be a connie ballmer

Retro, I dig it

My son looking up at Malkmus in Dallas at a The Hard Quartet show

My son looking up at Malkmus

A Spelling Bee puzzle crafted just for me. 💕

Happy 80th birthday, Tim Curry.