got a new hat

I just hope all of the battles had fun

And Regina Hall, who played one of the battles, I thought she was so good

Michael B. Jordan, I’m free tonight if you want to celebrate.

Im free tonight, Michael B. Jordan, if you want to celebrate.

If you want to celebrate, Michael—

I wrote and illustrated a book btw and it came out yesterday :)

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Chicago friends! Does anyone have any sandbags or ankle weights?

I have to leave my apartment, but I fear this wind is going to carry me away since im sooo tiny 😞

glasses or no glasses

Perhaps I just have Twink Blindess…unclear

Connor Storrie is projected to be who everyone thought Mike Faist WOULD be

Can’t stop saying “hoes mad” under my breath at my desk

WHICH ONE

Remember when we thought Kate Middleton was Dead

ACAB includes Ring doorbells

WUTHERING HEIGHTS (2026) was written after emerald fennel read half of the spark notes and two fan fics

Baking business really taking off

this is frying me

Thank you, sweet boy 🥰

Sheridan red line stop gives Walk The Plank vibes

Thank you, beautiful!!

Girl… the emails

‘fits I wore to run an international hybrid conference last week

he wants to stay in bed all day

Girl get the tissues

Watch your step

every tongue that shall rise against Annaleigh shall fall

Miss Ariana has some Grande shoes to fill

The Art of the Impersonal Essay, by Zadie Smith In my experience, every kind of writing requires some kind of self-soothing Jedi mind trick, and, when it comes to essay composition, the rectangle is mine.

I really, really love Zadie Smith’s “The Art of the Impersonal Essay”

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What’s your favorite way to say, “watch your mouth” in corporate?