Stupid Royals

Adley for MVP

JFC

I swear if the Orioles…

Patriots Day is the day when I miss living in the Boston the most. Just a great day all around.

Project Hail Mary was great.

Both book and movie.

I got not one but 2 mosquito bites in my armpit. WTH

Man did I come back from dinner at the right time

Go Os!

I wasn’t even there 24 hours. Which is lame. I’d never been before and wanted to explore at least a little.

Next time.

Although hearing Raleigh - Durham in French was amusing

Man what a wild 24 hours in Toronto.

Landed, went to hotel, went to meeting, now back in airport.

And it rained the whole time so I literally didn’t see the city.

On a plane and the woman next to me is speaking Russian.

It’s amazing how I know she is bitching about work. It’s a universal language.

Who’s in first?

Can I have one please?

Just a casual putt that breaks 40 feet

We’ve secretly replaced Justin Rose with me, let’s see if anyone can tell the difference

I swear the Masters was just playing the montage music from Rocky 4 as they went to commercial

Dear God please fucking die soon

(Obviously I’m not talking about you Aaron)

Well at least The Orioles won the last game before the nuclear war

I’m on vacation, decided to check the news.

Well…if there is going to be a nuclear war, might as well be in a tropical paradise

Traveling so I won’t be able to wish for a horrible Trump death after every Os game.

Just know I want him to die horribly 24/7

Sigh, bump

I don’t care what the news says, the most dangerous place in America is court side during a girls volleyball warm up.

lol I feel that. I am usually a sweaty mess during my first work call.

A study we didn’t need MIT for

I have one and love it.

Anytime the Orioles lose by 1, I will publicly hope he dies a horrible death on live TV

Only serious travel nerds will guess where I am