That photo is of the cockpit of a 747 (probably trump’s) as opposed to epsteins 727. But you’re probably not wrong.

Source: Trust me bro*

* Trump, M., 2024. Melania. New York: Skyhorse Publishing.

The new Rover system is so convoluted, confusing and more expensive for clients that I might just stop bothering entirely. Almost 160 confirmed bookings via CIAF.

Off you pop then, but you’ll have to get out of our UK and European bases too.

Maybe the real regime change was the one now more likely to happen domestically.

Truth Social post from Donald Trump: Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Just so unbefitting of a FIFA peace prize recipient.

I think he lives locally to me now. Disappointing.

Happy Easter.

Retro toffee filled eggs. Sadly no longer in production.

Just want these back.

A newspaper clipping of an article when Michael gove visited a local cider bottling factory. The photograph is taken side on with gove holding a bottle to sniff with his left arm. His right arm is to his side but there is an unflattering finger visible near the crotch area giving the appearance of a micro penis.

I often google ‘Michael Gove images’ for the lols.

You won’t be arguing your case to become a members of Matt’s Parliament then?

Don’t be silly. A couple of rolls of speed tape and it’ll be as right as rain.

Soylent Green

James O’Malley 🤝 Derek Guy
2016

Lenny Rush retired? He’s 17. Oof. Where did I go wrong in my life still working. Haha.

Where is Lenny (Rush not Henry)? Pretty weak comic relief this year so far and that influencer “band” are terrible. Tried watching the YouTube preshow with them and it was just dire. Presenters on that were bad too but at least Davina, Joel and Nan are holding up the main studio segments.

Isn’t the pinch point of the strait of hormuz about 450 miles from Kharg?

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Roses are red.
Ships can’t pass easy.
Today’s price at the pump.
Went up 3p

You can also avoid tax by not buying stuff, or doing any activities. Now get back to work… in an office building. My buddies in property management need their dividends.

Trump looking into a mirror

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If it’s any help he’s probably thinking similar. “Oh no it’s that guy who knows me but I don’t remember his name. Better say hello as not to seem rude. I hope he doesn’t ask me anything.”

I literally sold a Honda Civic (European model) yesterday that I’d owned since 2007! I now drive a 2022 Toyota minivan which I plan to use for at least 15 years.

When that 25th hour drops

This reads like one of those spoof headline generators... except it’s true! Urgh stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

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So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Was Geoff waiting for the next QuickD? 🙃