You. Obviously.

Wtf seriously?

It does amuse me that the computer interfaces on star trek seem to be entirely input except on close-ups

Me like 4 days ago: "I'm off this week! I can fuck up my sleep schedule"

Me, today, 03:39 AM: "I fucked up my sleep schedule!"

Doing a handstand like that is suuuuuper impressive btw 😃

The polycule is confused

It's easily done, and then suddenly you've got a full calendar and stress

Jeez that sounds a lot 🫂

Even the instructions look surprised at the 28

Oh yeah spray me bicep daddy 😏😏

*focuses on your bicep vein* Huh?

I heard nothing cos I was too distracted 👀

Still doesn't do it. It's the non-quote ones I want to be about to turn off, as well as quotes

Other way round haha. I don't mind seeing them. I just don't want to be the repost

Shut up 😅

..... "On*". It would be much easier to be funny if my phone wouldn't keep sabotaging me

So you agree that you're a problem? Glad we're ok the same page 😉

You're a you problem 😜

But that's effort 😔

I wish there was a way to fully disable reskeets or whatever they're called. I get it, it's social media and all, but it makes me kinda antsy when a post of mine breaks containment

Probably the best outcome you could have had from a delay!

Thanks for the story ☺️

Oh I've already left haha

Can report that bluescreens have a lovingly ringing sound

Look, if God didn't want me to eat the coffee beans, he wouldn't have made them so tasty. Why are you all blurry?

*wags excitedly*

Story time? 🐶

Oh that is just beautiful 😍🧡

Thanks 😊

Hiiiii

Yay t-shirt buddies!!