ME, trying to impress date: Hmm, yes...I think we’ll try the 2004, I’ve found that to be an excellent year.

SOMMELIER: Wait, go back. Did you just say “peanut grigio”?

This Tax Day 287 major companies are avoiding $139,256,870,000 in taxes on $1 trillion of their 2025 profits.

“The poor die defending the rules that keep them poor.
Because they mistake obedience for belonging.”
— George Orwell

😂@ adjacent to water 😂

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

😂😂

A looooooooong post on truth social from DJT about some of his previously unwavering supporters are now letting him down. Poor old man is mucho butthurt.

When your situationship is circling the drain, you should NOT send long word walls of text to them about your feelings. But hey 🤷🏻‍♀️, dude brings the drama amirite?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait.

He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it.

Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

Has any young man 18-26 ever been fined or imprisoned for not registering? I’d never even heard of this until today.

I’d never even heard of this until yesterday. “Failure to comply with SSS registration is considered a felony punishable with a fine of up to $250,000 or up to 5 years in prison.” Has anyone actually been fined or imprisoned??

See? There’s the humanity and compassion we need more of!

The Democratic Party is about to make the most predictable mistake in American politics Democrats will win in 2026 and 2028. The problem is winning in a system with a two-year half-life.

“There are two very clear ways forward: fusion voting and proportional representation. Both deserve the full attention of everyone reading this.”

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

2024

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Nobel Peace Prize my ass!

Board of Peace my ass!

“There will be an after. There always is. The Gilded Age ended. The boss system ended. The Solid Jim Crow South gave way to voting rights. This era of dysfunction and discontent will end too. The real question is: What comes next?”

On immigration: "I often am asked to speak as an economist. And what we should never lose sight of is that each of us is a moral being. And you, as I, have to decide how we feel about this form of rhetoric."

Wow what a guy! Kash Patel having a blast hours after a man armed with a shot gun and a gas can was shot and killed at Mar-a-Lago. Investigate? Nah dude I’m busy partying!!

Ok this story is very funny.
It’ll take your mind off Trump for a minute.

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What it was like to be a bush at Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance The bushes on the field during the halftime show became a meme after the internet found out they were actually human performers.

so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl
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Black cat sleeping on the couch but his leg is hanging off it

What the hell

Alex Acosta should rot for all time.

The Hypocrisy.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Today we said goodbye to Claudette Colvin, whose act of courage at age 15 was almost forgotten, but spurred Rosa Parks and one of the greatest movements for change. Claudette knew that injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. I was honored to speak at her funeral. RIP my friend, RIP.