Can't smile without you

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Daniel Levy 'lands in Munich as Spurs bid to win £50m Mathys Tel race' TOTTENHAM chief Daniel Levy has landed in Munich ahead of talks to sign Mathys Tel before the deadline. That’s according to Fabrizio Romano, who claims that Spurs are pushing to try and beat …

At least Neville Chamberlain left Munich with a piece of paper.

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No because the watch I’m using doesn’t have cellular, but you could if it did

It’s fun. The scroll wheel isn’t as sensitive as it might be, but it’s a conversation starter for sure.

Big new development in platform safety using AI, @caseynewton.bsky.social

… our new central defender?

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Bloody Spurs

By not doing anything remotely athletic or physical?

Blue Islands is the most incompetent airline I’ve flown with. My family’ve been stuck since 9am in Jersey on a rolling delay. Zero help, fictitious departure times, no staff in JER + their contact centre not reachable. Other flights on time, and arrival airport operating normally

Apple Intelligence isn’t particularly intelligent

If we simplified this ratio to 1-2 it’d be fine #coys

Spence > Udogie #coys

OpenAI brings ChatGPT to your landline | TechCrunch OpenAI's AI-powered ChatGPT is coming to phones. No, not smartphones — landlines.

Hotline Bing

techcrunch.com/2024/12/18/o...

Caroll Spinney inside his Big Bird costume operating the beak with his outstretched arm.

When asked about his most meaningful interaction with a fan, Spinney had this say: "I got a letter from a fan who said his little boy, who was 5 years old, his name was Joey, he was dying of cancer. And he was so ill, the little boy knew he was dying. So the man, in his letter, asked if I would call the little boy. He said the only thing that cheered him at all in his fading state was to see Big Bird on television. So once in a while, he wouldn't see Big Bird on some days, because he wasn't necessarily in every show. So he asked could I telephone him, and talk to the boy, tell him what a good boy he's been. So I took a while to look up a phone, because this was before cell phones. And they got a long cord to bring a phone to the boy. And I had Big Bird say 'Hello! Hello Joey! It's me, Big Bird!' So he said 'Is it really you, Big Bird?' 'Yes, it is!'

I chatted a while with him, about ten minutes, and he said 'I'm glad you're my friend Big Bird.' And I said 'I'd better let you go now.' He said 'Thank you for calling me Big Bird. You're my friend. You make me happy! And it turns out that his father and mother were sitting with him when the phone call came. And he parents in, be il that day were t sure lew tong he id last. And so his father wrote to me right away, and said 'Thank you, thank you' - he hadn't seen him smile since October, and this was in March - and when the phone was hung up, he said 'Big Bird called me! He's my friend.' And he closed his eyes. And he passed away. And I could see that what I say to children can be very important. And he said 'We haven't seen our little boy smile in MONTHS. He smiled, as he passed away. It was a gift to us. Thank you.'"

Trigger warning: This story about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird, might make the room dusty

How is that not a pen? Yellow card for a foul in the box. Unless my basic understanding of football is wrong… #coys #soutot

As of yesterday I’m no longer selling any signed prints to people based in EU countries as I can’t afford to pay for a ‘responsible economic operator’ so can’t meet the new requirements. Before Brexit the EU was 50% of my sales.

BE AWARE: SEALION (YOUNGSTER) This little fella likes to jump out of the bushes at you!

The sealion in question

I love this town.

here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics

Find the Mac Pro (5th anniversary edition) 🔍
1949 cheese graters, 1 of them is a Mac Pro

Musk is blocking links out to Sora.com from the hellsite’s app 😂

He went right.

Woke early to the majestic sight of the native trampolines heading south for the winter

An illustration of idiocy

Get manager out (because inconsistency)
Organise protest against owners
Board sack manager
Fans happy they can protest outside club shop
Board appoint new manager
These same fans dont get behind appointment
At first sign of adversity, shit the bed and repeat above

Lester Bolton

Chelsea Fleetwood

Charlton Bradford

Burton Preston

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

One ticket available for Tottenham vs. Chelsea tomorrow at 4.30pm. Block 105, West Lower. Face value £109.

A great performance probably guaranteed (not from Spurs though).

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The Rhythm Of Life - Vodafone YouTube video by Lipstick Berlin

Prediction: the 2025 Oxford University Press word of the year will be “AI slop”.

Unlike the other place, there aren’t enough people complaining about the Sonos app on here.

Headline: David Attenborough - Humans are a plague on Earth

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

What if the UK isn’t actually the sick man of Europe? Britain’s illness-related inactivity crisis looks increasingly like a mirage

Fascinating from @jburnmurdoch.bsky.social.

Alongside this reappraisal of the data that led us to what now seem like false conclusions about the UK's relative sickness and economic inactivity, please can we confront the doomster narrative that sees the UK as bad outliers on every other issue too?