Hail, hail to Michigami

french tumblr post anonymous: "why is bread masculine but Baguette is feminine....... is the baguette transgender?" translatingpostsingrench: "i will let the community decide: baguette, a trans icon?" yes: 94.6% no: 5.4%

I'm still eternally thinking about this

butch wearing a shirt that says "my dick is a machine that turns women into single mothers"

boss who hired all clumsy anime girl office ladies who keep dropping papers, spilling drinks etc. with sexy results: ahh! my business is ruined! our cleaning costs are through the roof!

his bespectacled secretary carrying a nice cold beer in to cheer him up: don't worry, sir, I-

the reason mike has so much aura in re4 is that you feel like you're going through hell and then a guy comes in and aura farms after you've kicked ass for 500 hours and here i'm just begging for the game to give me a second interesting encounter and John Callofduty keeps killing all the fun ideas

Fighting with motorcycle Majini | Resident Evil 5 gameplay | | XBOX 360 | |HD | YouTube video by HiJaCKeR

i was so fucking pumped to fight a really annoying gimmick fight that'd make me have to aim and instead a guy named Josh just kills all the guys for you and Sheva goes Thank You My Good Friend Josh I Know You So Well

the seventh gen of video games was fucking awful

i used to be twitter mutuals with mikez and when the allegations came out i wanted to throw up

subtext to this is also that when moving i had to change beds (my old bed sucked ass) so while i budgeted for it, i also have blown about $1.5k on bedframes, mattresses, box springs, duvets, pillow-cases, bedding, and also a new ergonomic pillow and it's ice soup mode for the next 1.5 pay periods

Silver Happy Ending 🐺🐦
#deadlock #deadlockfanart

i got mad trying to get high ranks on ultrakill levels the very first time i played them and burnt out in like act 2 or 3. chasing p-ranks wasn't fun in general and my brainworms didn't want to let me continue until i'd seen the P levels so i stopped and will wait until 1.0

haven't played either, pragmata looks cool but i've been very busy the last week and a half and the critiques my close friends are giving it after beating normal makes me wanna wait for a sale and download a hard mode save before diving in. missionforce seems cool, ty for putting it on my radar!

the depths are really cool but it turns out that the burnout i felt in the last quarter of my botw playthrough basically permanently extended to the entire concept of a game like it and i fell off after like six hours

They didn't do it for the recent Matrix releases so it's somehow something I gotta specifically shout

The best part of Speed Racer being like two hours long is that at some point it rewires your brain and starts to feel like a normal movie, at which point the climax somehow stupefies you in the exact same way the first five minutes did

Also they edited the credits to properly call the sisters Lana and Lilly and that shit also means something to me

I knew it was but jeeezus it's something else seeing it on a screen that big

Watched it sober and deadass cried during the grand prix. This shit MEANS SOMETHING TO ME MAN

the entire parking lot reeked of pregame hash, people are locked in

insanely funny that the ads for Speed Racer are all the kid movie preroll but nobody here is under the age of 25 or over the age of 35

I've unfortunately decided to stay sober just so I can download it in my brain

the first like six hours of this are so fucking good and then you get enough apps and demons to outscale it for at least a little bit and i got bored, I'll be hopping on any HD releases they do that have non-borked alpha transparencies

holy fuck dude a jrpg where resource management is meaningful and there are systems like the calendar that actually pressure me and my playthrough while still being vibey and sticking the landing that's all i want

Chat I have 20 minutes to decide whether I attend Speed Racer In IMAX high as hell or stone sober which do I do

Dragon's Dogma 2

Really really really fucking good! A natural antidote to any cynicism about The State of Things and just a great synthesis of/iteration on clear influences without ever feeling like it's anything but itself

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

Homeless man calling another homeless man a broke ass

i'm only playing it myself once i get through RE5

Marathon (1994)

Seeing the crudest representations of life when framed with an appropriately atmospheric and introspective mindset is something really special. Watching all the figures in that game get broken by what i do and skirt around on the floor, barely-animated, has stuck with me for a while. Very special