Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

This meeting could have been a bong rip

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

No, MUTHER.

And a pony. Everyone is going to get high incomes and a pony.

Felon Forty-Seven’s parents & family must have verbally beaten into his head he was low IQ as a child, because it’s his favorite insult he constantly uses on people who criticize him.

He’s proven as long as he’s been in public view, he always projects his personal shortcomings on everyone else…

But, officer, the In Living Color theme song clearly instructed me to do what I want to do.

Welp I guess I’ll have to quit using “I’m Baby Jessica” as an icebreaker/pickup line.

Having cereal for dinner. Who’s with me?

Let's make this slaughterhouse, a slaughterHOME.

I fixed it. Take THAT AI!

To be fair, she is also not responding to my PCP so now I’m just concerned for her well-being. My next therapist is gonna have their work cut out for them.

But I’ve also always been super paranoid about people not liking me or being mad at me when they don’t respond cuz, ya know, anxiety—WHICH SHE KNOWS cuz she diagnosed me!! So I’ve concluded that she is mad at me.

Like damn, I know I’m annoying and I’m not paying you anymore so you don’t have to pretend to be nice to me, but I need these records!

My former therapist is ghosting me. She stopped accepting insurance and we had a nice goodbye session a few months ago but now I’m trying to get my records from her to my PCP and she won’t answer any emails or calls. I’m this close from texting her (again) and saying “hey girl u ok?”

Cauliflower ears are a dead giveaway‼️

So the people who want the Ten Commendments in every public-school classroom are saying not to mix religion and politics?
Hmmm.

it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce

When Trump first ran for president it was well known he was a racist slumlord.

This should have ended him right there.

I would absolutely convert to Catholicism because of Pope Leo…except for I’m atheist, have never believed in organized religion and oh yeah the Catholic Church allowed countless number of children to be SA’d and then covered it up like it was no big deal. But I do really like rosaries.

It does really turn me off how The Pope is soft on crime. Luckily we have that Batpope guy going around kicking all the criminals asses, now him I support

jenheadjen Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

So it appears that the “Door Dash Grandma” is just another Republican scam

Really, is anyone surprised? At all?

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

The only tips that aren’t taxed are CASH tips! No one tips in cash for DoorDash! You tip in the app!
Why is this country allowing the constant GOP lies!

People who believe they are Jesus belong in insane asylums.

Another Trump scam
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Trump deletes Truth Social image depicting him as Jesus: 'I thought it was me as a doctor' President Donald Trump in May 2025 posted an apparent AI image depicting himself as a Catholic pope after the death of Pope Francis.

Seriously, that’s the best excuse Senile Satan could come up with? “I thought it was me, a doctor.” Sure you did. 🥴
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imagine arguing with your devout catholic grandma and shouting "the pope is WEAK on crime"