I'm waiting for the Pepsi commercial where instead of Kylie Jenner it's a bunch of drones dropping Pepsi's

Ai made that

Honestly

I fucking hate Chuck shumer and wish hed just go lie down already

I have nooooo patience rn. And by that I mean I am practicing so much when I really just wanna be a big bitch

You ever feel so weirdly completely normal that you realize you must be crazy?

Trying to make it a big deal that my office burned ish and in 4 months I found a new space, expanded, furnished them, and hired 3 people. It's kinda fucking crazy. Idk if I can even explain how much work it is. While also working normal hours. And doing holidays and birthdays galore.

Moving all my stuff from my burnt office to my new office and getting IKEA and woooooo there's a lot in my brain

Dedman

A giant pile of dirty snow with a hole carved in the middle. A yellow and black sign staked into the snow pile reads “Caution: groundhog” with a little brown toy on top. In the hole in the middle of the snow pile is a toy groundhog happily sitting on his nest

But did you see the back of this snow pile

Omg. Thats amazing.

We're gonna move the snow finally guys.

... Move it into huge piles at intersections so you can't see around it

It's my birthday and I hung out with my two hot sexy partners naked and didn't get get to touch those peepees

large boulder the size of a small boulder tweet from San Miguel sheriff, dated 1/27/20

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

Psychology says people who read articles that say psychology says people who are people who read psychology articles

Start dicking with your think

Hi gang, friendly neighborhood therapist here reminding you that staying informed aka doom scrolling isn't the only way to prepare for things getting worse. Going for a jog and stretching and meditating in the sun are self care and preparation. You'll need it maybe more than you'll need every detail

;)

Resolution - don't try so hard

Mike on stranger things "one more fight and it'll finally be over"

Me "I can cancel my netflix subscription"

2026 starting off with a bang

All I want for my 33rd birthday is to be a ho for my boys all day.

I mean... Baltimore isn't that far.

Pete hegseth is mad the scouts aren't gay anymore

Why can I not find porn of orod from prince of Persia?

You know what you must do

Jesus...

I work in there. This is so fucking heart breaking

Down with chuck

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