Women expecting me to pull my weight in a relationship have forced me to get a second mum that I'm allowed to bang

No! Don't eat my best jacket!

my microwave has emotes

It wouldn't feel right getting well horny doing a puzzle

I'd love a big final fantasy chicken bake

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Just wait until they hear about cars

I bet this feels so good

Late night doodle: PRAGMATA x Dr. SLUMP

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You've immediately defeated my plan of putting off buying this until it goes on sale

Still cosplaying as Harry Enfield's Tory boy is an excellent bit

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A properly heated flat and a decent bath would fix almost every issue in my life

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

Him turning on D-Dog was just going too far. Worse than murdering his wife and putting her in a tube.

Is that the bath mat? Start running an itemised bill

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Your car says you've got a big stinking shitey arse

You know that spring finger was an absolute jackhammer

Hobbit ass

Sondheim made it seem too easy

They're jus like me

Preferably 3 of them

Only good for the last third of it's run?

Thank you for inventing Asuka Langley Soryu

King Ralph Versus Rhodes Around Britain / Mega Drive / Virgin / 1993

A fantastic musical soured by another dogshit film

A nice round 20 would make it all fit into place

April 1st, the worst day of social media