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God I will never forget I think my 2nd yr of undergrad some dude said "wasn't the war about states rights?" to a prof who had his MA thesis published in the journal of southern history and he just turns around and yells "RIGHTS TO DO WHAT? WHAT DID THEY WANT TO DO THE OTHER STATES DIDN'T?"

Magical

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happy taco tuesday to all who celebrate

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yeah you'd think the company that developed windows would have rock solid file management scheme but oh my god...OneDrive? Sharepoint? My USB drive? Somehow all yes and no at the same time

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Really the only thing I miss from Excel is power query I think

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I have recently transitioned from Excel to Google Sheets and I gotta say...I think I like it better

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We did gunboat diplomacy, now we're doing clown car diplomacy

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why does every picture of Mitch look like he's being given a prostate exam and he's trying not to react?

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I... what? This is WILD for Andy

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Lol I heard from a former coworker that my old boss is telling people that she wants to come see our new place we started so she can "see what we bought with her money".

Like...you had your boat sitting in our parking lot during the winter months, you really want to bitch about THAT?

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SHARIA LAW IS KILLING THE METS

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This gives me a good reason to post the single best infographic ever made, which shows the size of Napoleon's Grande Armée as it invaded Russia and then as it retreated.

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oh the age is lower than that. If its an age at all. At my last job, people would send a questionable email and I'd have to go find them and say "don't send me emails with ethical decisions that are even remotely questionable". Just ask me in person, jesus.

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Dude might be a monster

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Not at the game but watching the reds broadcast they had a dude run on the field

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Was there a rising tide asking those questions or was that a horrid attempt at humor?

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I always laugh about him doing that bible reading at Liberty I think and saying it was from "Two Corinthians"

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Big Sally!

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I have to deal with them every day, and the lengths they go to to avoid paying what they should is truly staggering

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There's a war on for your mind.

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honestly, both his and Barr's ads have been the most insane shit ever

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Listen: I have more claim to call myself a historian than this person does. I've got two degrees in history and she has zero, and I wouldn't dare let anyone call me a historian. Please talk to a real historian I AM BEGGING

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At its worst I had it in both ankles and it was every day, every step, just stabbing pain. Now its mostly gone in my right leg and in my left I usually just feel it if I've been off my feet for a while. Usually feel it most in the morning when I wake up

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I've mentioned this before, but I developed achilles tendinitis because of the way I sat in chairs. Its been like 3 years since and its just now mostly gone away. I still feel it in one heel every now and then though

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You're gonna have to be more specific

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We're getting a shitty coin with president dipshit on it but Canada is getting a GLOW IN THE DARK coin?!
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Clip from a census record in 1870 naming a place "Licking Hole Magisterial District, Goochland, Virginia, United States"

Clip from a census record in 1870 naming a place "Licking Hole Magisterial District, Goochland, Virginia, United States"

Fun with genealogy:

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this has been one of the few upsides to my dog being old and losing his hearing

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that fan has been asked to leave for ruining a perfectly good piece of pizza

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is it worse than it has been? I don't think I've watched any Yankee home games yet this season but they always had so many little sound effect things all the fucking time and I hated that already

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