Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

john lennon straight as hell i would've gone crazy

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

if i don't have my daily 12 hours of screen time i get hyperactive and annoy mummy until she has not choice but to hit me

Onion InfoWars product store showing "TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS" next to "TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD"

Losing my mind over how good this is

not horrible at all. you have not seen the power of modern genetics. my wife let our son become a "dinosaur kid" at the judgement of some quack Doctor. day by day more scales ripped through my son's young, hitherto unmarked flesh, until it was impossible to ignore it. my blood, a monster becomes

what was herbie fully loaded with

medium: the spirits are speaking
ouija board: K I L L Y O U R S E L F
me: is that good

aborted fetus still gets an air temple statue

Y'all think Aang had a past life where he got aborted

Anxiety med pros include no longer feeling hunted by lions. Cons include no longer doing the dishes because the dishes were the lions

Minecraft skyblock map screenshot

What’s up gamers welcome back to the channel

Why is it that Democratic politicians are always doing this thing where they legitimize right-wing caricatures of Democrats?

Which Democrats are referring to people in prison as the "justice involved population?" That's just not a thing any elected official is saying.

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13 year old me smelled like cigarettes so I could smell like cologne

the woke left wants to assign you a gender using the := operator

Iran is performing medical miracles. Praise Allah

war is over! any bombings from here on out are just fun bombings done in jest.

Wait. You’re sure? You’re positive? Darmok AND Jalad at Tenagra? Okay. I’m putting some things together now.

i wonder if giving head is
fun for a sword swallower
or if its just like ugh work

yes. he has died though

BREAKING: Guy Fieri shot in the streets of Albuquerque

ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me

obsessed with the Republican mind

posted up at a collegiate model UN meeting acting as corporate interests. if these dorks agree to deregulate fent sales inside their fake little countries ill give them free bud light limes

Comedy bang bang is a trap used to trick white people into close quarters where they can be slaughtered easily.

I was backing my car over this orphan for fun but then a bunch of orphan-salesmen started using this as an opportunity to sell orphans for other people to run over. Which harshes my vibe imo

Instagram DM between a user and the Pope’s account “pontifex”. Messages: >follow me back Leo >🙏please >sorry I didn't mean to use the pray hands emoji sorry if that is offensive JAN 13 AT 9:57 PM >Hey leoooo. Can David henrie (the guy from wizard of waverly place) fall in love and or have sex with a man? He wants permission first, asking for him Today 2:57 PM >Hey Leo. I just wanted to check in because I know that shit with Donald was really rough. Ru okay?

reminder to check in on the people closest to you. you never know what’s going on in there heads 💔

one day he’ll notice me