Whatever is engraved on his headstone will soon be blasted off by the steady parade of Americans pissing on his grave.

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Change approved

Go to Mars, Elon. Stay there and fertilize the red dust.

Was looking for something to distract me that was a bit more cheerful than our present dystopian nightmare. So… I’m driving to Kennesaw tomorrow to see The Brutalist in IMAX.

Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife?

Hegseth: Please stop helping me

Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?

Ba da ba ba ba... I'm Not Lovin' It™