the urge to run it back on some old cod zombies

how do people even find time to cheat on somebody? i barely even time for myself let alone anybody else

i wish i wasn’t scared to talk to women also have a picture of candy she is adorable

:((

sex is cool and all but have u guys ever had one of these

may is white girl month i guess

i know no one cares but i do

Was so hungry I ate two $5 mcdonald meal deals. Call that a $10 mcdonald meal deal

my children

spotify keeps changing their app layout and i hate it im going to youtube music

has anyone tried the krabby patty at wendy’s and is it good

i don’t know who you are but i would support your endeavors

Raccoon meme reading "I hope I am not only weird and annoying to you guys but also a friend :-)"

Morning Bluesky

i am such a cat mom

getting taco bell rn does anyone want anything

I’ve never watch how to train your dragon

Had the name RazeR for like 10 years but im changing to cRystalyZe now because idk why tbh i just want to

i miss lethal company

nyaa

omgg hi hii hai hii heyyy :3

does anyone wanna get married for tax reasons im tired of my checks being taxed so hard since im single and have no kids

This app would be a lot cooler if people stopped using it solely just to complain about twitter, idgaf

meow meow meow meow meow mrrrrrppp mrewowww prrrrrrrr mrewowww meow

chRissy winteR veRsion out now :)

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me when my wife locks me in the dog kennel

Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs?

Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.

need this in my life

i’m not wrong

Butt plugs are just basically ass pacifiers