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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Every morning you forgive me, every evening you relive me and the thing itself is what you give me

When Michael Collins was all alone on the far side of the moon, as isolated as any human being has ever been in history, he described the feeling as “restful.” I think about that a lot.

This post gave me a reason to remember Jedd Gyorko, and I feel better for it.

This. The dream of the 90s is dead. Cheap rent enables every kind of creative work and nothing else can substitute for it.

As a Steely Dan agnostic, the thing I most appreciate about them is that they 100% sound like music written by two white guys named Walter and Donald.

Shout out to the elderly woman in a mobility scooter wearing a shirt that reads “ICE can gargle my balls.”

Almost 20 years old and still as relevant today as it was when it was published.

Poll: 96% Of Bands Looking For Slightly Better Drummer

Poll: 96% Of Bands Looking For Slightly Better Drummer theonion.com/poll-96-of-bands-looking...

The top three are wonderful movies. The top seven are really good movies I’d recommend with little reservation. I appreciated the spectacle of Frankenstein and F1 even if they didn’t click for me. And I kinda hated Hamnet.

My final best picture rankings:

1. One Battle After Another
2. Sinners
3. Marty Supreme
4. The Secret Agent
5. Bugonia
6. Sentimental Value
7. Train Dreams
8. Frankenstein
9. F1
10. Hamnet

Somewhere in an alternate timeline
“Macho Man” Randy Savage is still alive and he’s my next door neighbor and he borrowed my hedge trimmer like two weeks ago and it’s not a huge deal or anything but it’s kinda weird that he hasn’t returned it I dunno maybe I should text him or something.

Bam Adebayo did what now?

Darkly humorous that they made International Women’s Day the one day of the year that only has 23 hours in it.

our society belched him forth, slathered him in gold and rubies, made him a star for decades and elected him twice to rule over us. you can split hairs all you want about who bears that blame, but our society produced, molded, and rewarded him and many many many like him

Ryan Day/Martin Van Buren

Ryan Day/Martin Van Buren

Three recommendations by running time:

Short - High School
Medium - The Store
Long - In Jackson Heights

Hell yes team (C|K)or(e)y

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

I get this, but here's where I'm at:

Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire

Well this sucks.

Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

Bill Is Dead YouTube video by The Fall - Topic

31 Days of Mark E. Smith-mas, Day 12: EXTRICATE. What an odd record. A revanchist answer to the previous “pop” albums, it accidentally contains one of the most beautiful songs MES ever wrote. There’s also a song about his ex-wife called “Sing! Harpy,” which is uh unsubtle.

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Seeing EYES WIDE SHUT on opening night.

With my mom.

When I was 17.

Kurious Oranj YouTube video by The Fall - Topic

31 Days of Mark E. Smith-mas, Day 11: I AM KURIOUS ORANJ. It’s like a madlib: “post-punk band writes soundtrack to modern ballet about William of Orange.” It’s a mess of an album and I kind of love it? I will never get over how MES pronounces “orange.”

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