US military right now:

If rudy Giuliani didn’t get 9/11 freedom jingo cocksucker famous he would never have shown up on that Borat movie almost taking his pants off

When u think bout it

Hayao Miyazaki is tired. He longs to retire, to rest, to sit on a porch and watch the trees. Suddenly he has an unbidden idea for a poignant coming of age story set in a world of magic and whimsy. He groans and reluctantly starts drawing the world’s most beautiful cartoon

Still one of the dumbest pics I have ever made.

Garfield the wretched cat has once again abused the pathetic man Jonathan

Your Bluesky elders have all abandoned you, where are your gods now

Let’s get you to bed meme Elderly lady: where am I? Caretaker: the United States senate. Let’s get you to the floor and vote

4 minutes ago By Isaac Arnsdorf National political reporter As former president Donald Trump's motorcade approached the jail, it passed through a predominantly Black neighborhood, where people gathered on the sidewalks and front stoops to watch. Many recorded on their phones, while others shouted profanities or made an obscene gesture.

this update on trump's arrest from the washington post 💀

Today is the DAY! My debut full-length poetry collection is out in the world and in stores! It’s both exciting and terrifying to have a book out, as it’s no longer mine in some ways. But I’m looking forward to seeing how this book changes my life, and maybe, the world! 💚💛💜

It was a closed-casket funeral because nobody’s kids showed up to help them open it.

in this house we believe: don’t let yourself get attached to anything you’re not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat when you feel the heat around the corner

sunday morning let’s go

one must imagine Sisyphus living más

Honestly I think we should all go back to zines. You want human interaction, xerox your thoughts and hand them out to strangers like a normal person.

Me: *only vaguely paying attention* Babe it looks like they're cancelling a hat

Smh

I guess I could send out subskeets, but…I mean, look at that word. Who wants that. No one.

sending out telepathic subliminal messages in lieu of bluesky DMs

he’s gone, I’m just getting old.

continuing to complete my profile by adding a link to my site, half-abandoned but still functional.

it’s not that I refuse to follow back literary twitter, it’s just…this is a new app and I’m open to seeing other people here that’s all

no you may not have my invites 😌