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The FuMP - No Such Thing As Cool by Toby Danger Hey, we're Toby Danger, and we wrote No Such Thing As Cool after realizing we spent most of my live trying to impress people who don’t like the same snacks we do. This song is for the kids in the wron...

New FuMP! "No Such Thing As Cool" by @tobydanger.bsky.social

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New FuMP! "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" by @wormquartet.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Emotional Support Hamster by Steve Goodie Yes! It's the title track from my 40th album,

New FuMP! "Emotional Support Hamster" by Steve Goodie

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The FuMP - I Am Not A Robot by Project Sisyphus Is anyone else tired of getting a full-on inquisition as a punishment for attempting to order pizza? We prove over and over that we’re not robots, but our Captcha victories are quickly forgotten and the tests just keep getting harder. Which made us wonder, what’s so bad about being a robot anyway? Well, other than the fact that they’re taking our jobs and slowly learning our human skills so they can take over the world and enslave us, so there’s that. Rest assured, here at Sisyphus Labs, we make music the old-fashioned way: with drum machines, sequencing and sampled phrases stolen from other artists’ recordings. But we agree that the difference between AI and humanity is becoming frightfully small. In fact, we concluded, at this point it basically comes down to bodily functions. Therefore, I can take comfort in the fact that as a human musician, while an artificial being might outplay me, there’s no way it can consume two bean burritos during sound check and blow an entire horn section off the stage. All music composition, playing and mixing : Bob Emmet Vocals: some robots Special Guest: Devo Spice, as frustrated human rapper

New FuMP! "I Am Not a Robot" by Project Sysyphus ft. @devospice.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Confessions of a Carnivore (Condor Pâté) by Robert Lund & Spaff So the Suffolk & Goode Players recently did a Simon & Garfunkel parody, and then Steve Goodie did a Simon & Garfunkel parody, and we thought, hey! We wanna play! So here's our repurposing of

New FuMP! "Confessions of a Carnivore (Condor Pâté)" by Robert Lund & Spaff

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The FuMP - This Year by Paul Wensley This Year is a song about finally making some changes.

New FuMP! "This Year" by Paul Wensley

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The FuMP - The Robot Song by Drew Jacobs Robots, Robots Everywhere! And for everything! Well, almost everything.............. All vocals and Tuba: Drew Jacobs

New FuMP! "The Robot Song" by @funnydrewjacobs.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Unearthing Desire by The War Crhymes Honestly, James K. Polk hasn't had this much attention in decades.

New FuMP! "Unearthing Desire" by The War Crhymes

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The FuMP - The Bob Alarm by The Belle Isle Rats Just another song about a guy named Bob who inadvertantly sets off alarms in local businesses. No one knows why.

New FuMP! "The Bob Alarm" by the Belle Isle Rats

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The FuMP - Happy Birthday! (from Christopher Walken) by Joe J Thomas Sometimes it's nice when a famous person wishes you a very personal Happy Birthday! (from Christopher Walken) Music by Jonny May (PianoWithJonny.com) Vocals and concept by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump ...

New FuMP! "Happy Birthday! (From Christopher Walken)" by @joeactor.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Google Wanted Cars Like The Cars In 'Cars' by Power Salad This is a long-lost Power Salad recording, Craig's vocal demo discovered in 2025 and augmented by Chris resulting in a typically Salady dystopian mess. Sort of a cousin to

New FuMP! "Google Wanted Cars Like The Cars in 'Cars'" by Power Salad

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The FuMP - Personal Bias by Insane Ian This is about as political as I get, musically. (Also, I realize the irony in that pointing out someone else's biases inherantly states my own.)

New FuMP! "Personal Bias" by @insaneian.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Saw Her Giving Birth by Robert Lund Personally I never had any trouble being present, or taking part in the birth of my four children. In fact, I wouldn't trade the experience for anything, and would encourage any future fathers out the...

New FuMP! "Saw Her Giving Birth" by Robert Lund

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The FuMP - Cat On My Lap by The Kamikaze Snowmen There are so many things to do, but you have been chosen. Time is meaningless and your fate is sealed. There is a cat on your lap.

New FuMP! "Cat On My Lap" by The @kamikazesnowmen.bsky.social

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Still have the #poll up for the #bestsongs from @thefump.bsky.social of January 2026 up.
if you haven't made your choice yet go to tiny.cc/FuMPpoll2026

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The FuMP - Anything You Wanted by Mikey Mason You know how when you were a little kid they told you you could grow up to be

New FuMP! "Anything You Wanted" by @mikeymason.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Stupid Rap Battles 4 (Live at MarsCon 2025) by Devo Spice Last year at MarsCon I tried something a little different for my concert. Instead of doing my usual set with short bits of stand-up comedy between songs, I tried to make it more like a hip hop concer...

New FuMP! "Stupid Rap Battles 4 (Live at Marscon 2025)" by @devospice.bsky.social

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The FuMP - 48 Hours of Pork (live at Marscon 2025) by Insane Ian A while back, I asked folks to suggest song titles, and I would write something based on the title alone. It was a fun expereiment, and maybe I should revisit it again. That said, it did yield this: o...

New FuMP! "48 Hours of Pork (live at Marscon 2025)" by @insaneian.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Even The Mooses by Steve Goodie I had this silly notion for a song, putting Tom Petty together with Rocky & Bullwinkle... and it just wouldn't go away, and it made me giggle. So here ya go. Music: Tom Petty Lyrics :SG, Stephen “bur...

New FuMP! "Even The Mooses" by Steve Goodie

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The Force Is the Force YouTube video by Eclectic Lee

#VintageToyTuesday That time I used my vintage Star Wars action figures to make a video for @thefump.bsky.social video contest. (Thanks, @carlaulbrich.bsky.social, for making the song!) youtu.be/702z8XC5N4k

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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

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The best FuMP song of January 2026 - StrawPoll What is your opinion? Vote now: Bonehead Boogie · The Belle Isle Rats · Wally Minko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3FFzJ9gZM, Bucket List - Massively Offensive https://www.youtub

Hey all you groovie guys out there in radioland.
I'm doing something new for And Now...
Every year I would do a best of songs of the year from @thefump.bsky.social
To make it more democratic everyone can vote on the months best starting with Jan over at strawpoll.com/PKgleK6JJZp

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The FuMP - Bucket List by Massively Offensive

New FuMP! "Bucket List" by Massively Offensive

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The FuMP - Bonehead Boogie by The Belle Isle Rats A tribute to all the Flat Earthers, 1st Amendment Auditors, Sovereign Citizens and other

New FuMP! "Bonehead Boogie" by The Belle Isle Rats

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The FuMP - Stepchild by Dino-Mike Being a step parent requires sacrifice and responsibility... the former of which is never really talked about (at least on sites that don't require age verification). Parody to

New FuMP! "Stepchild" by @mikeoholic.bsky.social

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The FuMP - Crazy Shameless Grifter by Steve Goodie I love the riff in

New FuMP! "Crazy Shameless Grifter" by Steve Goodie

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The 2026 @marsconcomedy.bsky.social Music Track Fund Raiser album is here! Featuring just under 4 hours of highlights of most of the live concerts from MarsCon 2025! You can download the MP3 album for $30 now at marsconcomedy.com/shop! Funds raised cover the hotel room costs of our 2026 performers!

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The FuMP - The Older You Get The Faster It Goes by HappyRon As you get older time goes by quicker,TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK

New FuMP! "The Older You Get The Faster It Goes" by HappyRon

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Grateful Dead Puppies YouTube video by Release - Topic

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The FuMP - Groanin' by Ethan Mawyer The narrator of this song can't help telling dad jokes. But she's not a dad. Parody of Golden by Huntrix

New FuMP! "Groanin'" by @ethanmawyersongparodies.com

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