Posts by Brophs
Everything that could go wrong at work on Easter… went wrong
Honestly felt
I photosynthesized today .. be proud of me!!!
Do you have any ibuprofen… I have a headache
Also my dad died
Help someone is stealing all my dragons and when I go to fix it I find my long lost badass mother.. any advice?
Honestly both are quite salty if I do say so myself
Feeling cute today.. might delete later 😂
I rarely take selfies.. so here’s a lil treat 💗
Flipping gorgeous my queen.. I’m on my knees for youuu
Literally my friend with me:
There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
But it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs
Serve 'em in the Pentagon (Serve 'em in the Pentagon)
The other vendors came and went, they're gone
Uhhhh…. Mhmmm.. umm yeah…. yup
Does your nasal passage ever get itchy and you have to pull one of these:
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag an meine Frau und Geliebte, @cat.enjoys.ink. Alle grüßen die Rattenkönigin. Es lebe die Rattenkönigin.
@rina.girlypop.baby imma speak to you in Italian: I’m upsetti spaghetti
Me when .. me when .. when a hockey puck flew into my gerdy’s tubercle and lateral joint line
AYYYOOOO
Eating a bowl of veggies while telling myself “three more big bites” like my mom used to
my new friends make me feel so loved and cared for in a way I haven’t felt in a long time
Update: my knee no longer hurts but my back is killing me
Actually I do mind