Just one? 🤣🤣

So, just sent a Teams message to one of our legal liaisons that said "go tit."

How's your day going?

for earth day don’t forget to turn your earth back an hour

Asking a rhetorical question on Bluesky is just a dare, right?

We may be small minded creatures, but the long arch of history bends toward biberty.

Donkey checking in!

"You dare to do this to us?!"

A shot of all three of my cats staring longingly out the front screen door

I went to let the dog out and forgot to shut the front door and came back to this. Cats are such nosy lil bitches 😹

You don't make me happy, when skies are gray!

You aren’t my sunshine…my only sunshine.

I think dudes would have more respect for boobies if their balls were on their forehead. (Fuck it, send)

Spoiler alert: Bob was not your uncle. He never was.

Call me when this POS is working right.

Bsky code for goodbye.

Gerry Rafferty. Born on this day in 1947. He would have been 79 today. He's been down on Baker Street since Jan 4, 2011.

This should be trending, but no.

more like mentallyillandhornysky amirite

A white cat in my lap with her mouth agape like she’s singing

I love it when she sings to me

Working in a hospital and I'm all like, "Press Ganey? I hardly know her!"

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hi I went to college

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

heated chivalry

I don’t write sins or tragedies only shitposts.

Soundwave Follow @LocalSoundwave imagining telling a non basketball fan that this man was the biggest trash talking psychopath to ever play in the NBA Photo of Larry Bird

Just know that there is nothing that is TMI to me. I am a TMI enjoyer. I want to know all the I.

Not to get all mushy but i feel some of you are slipping out of my algorithm

sam altman looks like a field mouse who dreamed he became a man