Maybe Massie needa a nickname, like the Mass-assin. He just smoked Blanch.

We haven't. America just refused to elect the candidate who would have fought this. What do you want the sane voter to do?

It's not that we don't care. It's the sudden obvious emotional tinkering in the algorithm hitting everyone at the same time. I'm not new to this app. It feels like an op.

Oooh, oooh! Is it the same guy who told an American citizen to stay out of American politics while campaigning for another country's prime minister?

If it worked for Steve Bannon, they're gonna keep going.

The comments do not disappoint. 😆

They know he's not well. We know that Trump's advisors know because he only receives curated information.

There are 50 former staffers formally criticizing Swalwell. There's fire where this smoke is.

I don't care if he's on the "same team", we don't this guy anywhere near a governorship.

Any bets on Large Marge planning a run for higher office? The thought of her and Tucker Carlson fighting over who is more "America First" during a primary might be entertaining.

I'm afraid of how right you are. He'd literally go nuclear to have the last word.

It's a satire headline.

Don't get carried away. We just like watching Trump flail when butting heads with another authority figure he cant bully.

Any chance this has to do with Michael Wolff's counter suit? Melania was desperately dodging being served.

I wonder if we're outnumbered by the stupids. 🤷‍♂️

I nearly choked on a french fry seeing this. 😂

And the fireman standing behind Trump during that "attempt" in Pennsylvania.

Trump isn't gonna like that. He wants all the credit for a successful surrender.

I'm all for service dogs out and about but keep your emotional support chihuahua or goat at home. I've seen that attempt first hand.

"Saga"? Blanche thinks this is a soap opera where the real victims can be silenced and ignored. Nope, indictments for all of these shameless p3d0 protectors.

I'm just curious if she also gets a made-up new position.

Bunker Boy is going to burrow in like a tick. He has no intention of leaving the White House alive.

Nobody is running to the defense of a belligerent bully. Shocker for this administration.

I hear you. We don't want Trump doubling down on escalation. My concern is that Trump might be done with Iran, but Iran isn't done with us.

I'm detecting a pattern with these guys. Epstein's eggplant was supposedly egg-shaped, Trump's is a mushroom cap, and Musk's was damaged during an enlargement surgery attempt.

Kid looks like he just did a rock.

He's in office until 2028 and can't be recalled. Time to flip the senate with enough margin to nullify Fetterman's ratfuckery.

Trump and his goonery don't realize Iran is a geographical fortress of mountains and deserts. They're going to kill a lot of Americans to sooth Trump's bruised ego.

Rand Paul may be an asshole, but Mullin is an asshole without toilet paper.

I hope we don't sleep on Open AI. Altman got the contract. What did he promise that Anthropic wouldn't?