2025: the world enslaved by a virus

fail as a father, become the dogefather.. frickin sweet

took my eddies and prog at the same time, call that progesterstoned

the irony of house hating people when people live in him

waking up knowing elon musk hasn't killed himself yet

watching the costco guys on an airplane and screaming "boom" with my headphones on while wearing this

traffic is kinda cool cause it's like an impromptu hangout. like your car gets to chill with other cars.

getting your balls drunk

finally, the oppressed class comes out on top

i gotta check inside his ass

guy who was jacking off in the plane bathroom when they hit the tower

me when i peel the onion and see the layers

this is such a good question.. if the weather let me, I'd wear my black hoodie every day (ironically same one in my pic). I do wear a cute lil charm bracelet I have basically every day

me still consuming twitter while being aware I am falling into a deeper pit of depression and paranoia every day 😜🤪

sorry cant hang busy tonight

On May 23, 2006, Rey Mysterio debuted his hit theme song, "Booyaka 619" at WrestleMania 22 for the first time. The song was performed by himself and the rapper, Mad One. To this day, it remains to be his current theme song.

Big tiddy goth girls? Send me a big city broth girl instead

yes, one furniture please

when will 80% of drivers realize you can stop accelerating instead of constantly hitting your brakes 😒

sean da paul