"Hope is not a plan, and nostalgia is not a strategy"

- PM Mark Carney

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The thing with Nathan J. Milliron isn't just that he was an asshole to an IT worker, it's that's he's been recorded being a piece of shit on several occasions to multiple people. Nobody with a temperament like that should be a judge.

How're people in the UK feeling about the King and Queen visiting Donald Trump after he's spent so much time bad mouthing and ridiculing their country? #UK #king #queen #trump

And when every headline is "BREAKING!!!"...

...none of them are.

It took Trump needlessly starting a war with Iran and crippling the world economy for people on the right to go: "Wait one damn minute! I think we've been bamboozled!".

...on top of being a felon-pedo, of course.

IYKYK #trump #iran #uhoh

This is how I'm lookin' at my screen most of the time lately...

“Complacency in the face of entitlement doesn’t breed acceptance; it manufactures resentment.” #entitlement

I'm willing to bet the majority have never gone to the Opera or Ballet, and likely never will.

Ironically he probably gave Opera and Ballet the biggest attention boost it's had in years.

Oh look! They're protesting against Trump and Iran! I'm gonna put this one on the fridge, right next to the other 101 protests that ultimately yielded next to zero effect. #iran #protest #trump #trivial

Never equate level of education with level of intellect; a wall covered in accolades can conceal idiocy just as well as it conveys wisdom.

50% of news: America does something absolutely stupid; half of Americans cheer while the other half get their angry letters and picket signs ready.

The other 50%: Look at this celebrity in a new dress! Love and adore her! Do you want to know what she ate for breakfast?!

Ditto for Canada

You're on the right track, but it's actually considerably worse; at least Ronald distributes food.

TPUBLICAN might be the worst portmanteau in history... and people still think this guy wrote a whole book 🙄

You know what the craziest thing about ICE is?

This is them at their worst.

You think they're bad now kidnapping people with their lack of training and coordination... Wait and see how terrible they are once they're good at it. #ICE #immigration

This might be a small victory, but still MILES away from the win you think it is.

Once you see it you can't unsee it. #laura #loomer

The most accurate thing in the show The IT Crowd is that Reynholm Industries—a giant company in a 47-story building with hundreds of employees—has its entire IT infrastructure managed by just two admins. #IT #admin

It would actually be closer to 6% in order to cover all those programs. That said, it's still a small number to drastically change the course of a country for the better.

In IT there's no such thing as a vacation day, only days where you're legally allowed to postpone your work so you have twice as much to do when you return. #IT #vacation

I don't watch movies anymore; I just catch YouTube shorts and recaps of a movie until I've seen enough important parts to feel like I've watched the whole thing. #movies #youtube #vicarious

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't like, make it get a decent job or stop interacting with other socially unacceptable horses, you know?

Dems let the opposition walk all over them like dollar store floor mats. You know it's true. #dems #democrat

Anyone else have YouTube click-bait burnout? Every video is something like "Big news!" or "This changes everything..." or "I can't believe they did this!". Then you watch the video and it's the most unimportant, forgettable, trivial thing in the world. #youtube #clickbait #news

Jubilee's getting pretty brave with who they invite on Surrounded. I fully expect the title of the next episode to be something crazy like "1 Mexican immigrant vs 20 armed ICE agents". #jubilee #surrounded #mehdi #hasan

If you've ever wondered how Kerrigan became the Queen of Blades, you can either play StarCraft or ask Andy Byron. #starcraft #astronomer #affair #ceo #kristin #cabot

Every time I rewatch The Office I dislike Michael Scott a little bit more 😂

Of course he's ok with his future wife jumping on some corrupt, racist, 80 year old dick[tator].